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Sign him so we can have a helluva time working out a suitable ditty.

Thats what I think he will do. Like a lanky Xisco.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/alan-pardew-wont-bring-andy-1904587 Guess Dekka told him he was "avin a larf" if he thought we were going to spend 15million on a player.

and get us transfer embargoed for talking to the player without permission from his club Hmmm. That's a fair point you raise. I officially withdraw this suggestion. Sorry for wasting everyone's time. Dekka has a nob?

We are comfortably third in the PL attendance table and 10th in Europe. And yet here we are being subject to relegation or the threat of relegation. In a well run club this would NEVER happen: the only reason Pardew is here is because he is a yes man for Dekka and on moderately low wages. We all know any manager worth his salt would be way too"expensive" for this crowd.

Now the board shitting it because they may have to spend on a first rate striker. No doubt come August we will be haggling over pennies as usual and go in with Cisse and Shola as our "strike" force

Pards is the f@@king kiss of death. Keep him away from the ground on match days.

Lap of shame more like it. Just f&&k off and let Harper do his lap on his own

Still think Carroll would be a good addition.

I think he's a game changer but needs to improve on when to pass, especially in our own half

He does the quite a bit when you take off the Hatem tinted glasses.

That just brings the horror of next season to the fore.

Sniper in the crowd?

He doesn't want to ruin the goal difference

Cisse needs a partner and not Miss Newcastle

You would think so but now we are sitting in what, 13th place? 10th would have been mission accomplished.

Benitez available and we stick with this mug. Unfortunately, Pardew is perfect for the ownership, as their ambition matches one another, which is nil. All they want is mid-table and a nice set of accounts: cut it a bit fine this year!

Oh. Unlucky Demba

Is BA injured, dont even see him on the bench?

Stop telling me when to dress women's clothes. I don't need any special reason for doing that. Welcome to England.

Pards doesn't give a f*** http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1800253/black-man-dancing-with-chicken-o.gif 10-0-0 formation

Oh well, any of their players to steal?

Except the loser could still survive too. True, forgot the Mackems need a point to overhaul Villa.

A Villa V Wigan winner takes it all could be amusing.