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This. Can't f***ing believe we are in this situation with the players we have. Yet some of you (including you) seem to like Pardew (messing with ya please don't bite) f***ing clueless prick lulz. I'm actually bricking it. A loss here and we are in such deep shit.

This is the moment where the Pardew smily comes in perfectly handy...

Lovely.

This. Can't fucking believe we are in this situation with the players we have. Yet some of you (including you) seem to like Pardew (messing with ya please don't bite)

Karagounis man, what a legend Love his passion at times What are the odds that he has won a European Championship while players like Raul, Cristiano Ronaldo etc. has never won it

It's the NBA thread except everyone takes it so personally in the football forum. It's like going from playing the ECF to being the worst team in the league in like two years. I need to learn so I guess I'm out.

I think you were referring to my post. Might not have come across as I expected The whole point was generalisation Sorry about that if you felt offended You are pathetic man and extremely naive. I don't get why you come in here to spout s*** like. At least you could try and have some sensible views on things like your fellow supporters who most have been good sports in here. FWIW though, portuguese in general aren't the brightest around (mind my grandfather was portuguese) but I've never experienced a country where airport security and police are so rude. Every single time in Lisbon I have to talk down to airport securities as they act like they're some sort of gods. Pathetic mentality. Portuguese people with a bit of authority lives like it's the time of Salazar still or their 300 years ago empire. They seem to forget that they have regressed like no other empire. Anyways, we'll beat them, just not confident it will be 2-0 or 3-1... Even more pathetic. I'm well aware of that. My point was to generalize ffs.

Score us a hattrick now and lead us to a tophalf finish you Legend.

I voted Martinez for the simple fact he has terrible players playing decent football. But right now anyone with an offensive mindset would do.

You are pathetic man and extremely naive. I don't get why you come in here to spout shit like. At least you could try and have some sensible views on things like your fellow supporters who most have been good sports in here. FWIW though, portuguese in general aren't the brightest around (mind my grandfather was portuguese) but I've never experienced a country where airport security and police are so rude. Every single time in Lisbon I have to talk down to airport securities as they act like they're some sort of gods. Pathetic mentality. Portuguese people with a bit of authority lives like it's the time of Salazar still or their 300 years ago empire. They seem to forget that they have regressed like no other empire. Anyways, we'll beat them, just not confident it will be 2-0 or 3-1...

The website man Send Mike over there I bet Mike started it with Suarez

Bricking it. Just hope for the name of god that this isn't where MBiwa picks up a red card and they win a la relegation season with Bassong.

If that actuallty happened I believe UEFA should give us a semi-final place automatically

Saw us 'coached' by Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Kinnear and Shearer. Quite happy to keep my penny in my pocket, thanks. Doubt any of them would be doing any worse with the current squad tbh. The only two from that bunch that would do worse is Kinnear and Souness. Doesn't Souness have a better win % with us than Pardew? Think he does, actually. If he does...then Pardew is even worse than I thought. Souness-era was grim. In the league it won't be. That's what I thought.

Saw us 'coached' by Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Kinnear and Shearer. Quite happy to keep my penny in my pocket, thanks. Doubt any of them would be doing any worse with the current squad tbh. The only two from that bunch that would do worse is Kinnear and Souness. Doesn't Souness have a better win % with us than Pardew? Think he does, actually. If he does...then Pardew is even worse than I thought. Souness-era was grim.

Saw us 'coached' by Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Kinnear and Shearer. Quite happy to keep my penny in my pocket, thanks. Doubt any of them would be doing any worse with the current squad tbh. The only two from that bunch that would do worse is Kinnear and Souness.

One of the best in Europe according to Pardew They are dog toffee, shame we couldn't give them a game. Not sure who to blame, depressing. Classic reaction. I get you're p*ssed off with the manner of the goals, anyone would be. But there's a natural tendency to think the opposition wasn't any good when you're blaming yourselves for a defeat. They weren't world beating, they weren't brilliant, but they were good. Their passing and movement was clearly superior and thus deserved to win the game. Despite that however the tie is far from over due to their very slack defending. But yes, can totally see why you'd be p*ssed off at how the goals came about. I watch them every week and don't rate them, I think a decent team would take them to the cleaners. In my opinion they are very average, bar a couple of stupid mistakes we could have been set tonight so yes I am frustrated. Embarrassing.

No way will he ever be close to Jose defensively or offensively. On his day no winger could get past him. Do you watch football? Didn't watch todays game so I think my view is more balanced, but Santon going forward is much better than Jose Enrique. Santon is a liability defensively, but he's been that ever since he came to the club, but don't tell me Jose is a much better footballer because he clearly isn't. Pathetic. Go support Di Canio man. Going forward... maybe. Defensively.... miles behind. For me a footballer is a technically better player. Defense? You don't need to be a footballer to be a decent defender. Look at Saylor.

He's been shit all season in terms of overall play, but man has he been extremely unlucky offensively...

No way will he ever be close to Jose defensively or offensively. On his day no winger could get past him. Do you watch football? Didn't watch todays game so I think my view is more balanced, but Santon going forward is much better than Jose Enrique. Santon is a liability defensively, but he's been that ever since he came to the club, but don't tell me Jose is a much better footballer because he clearly isn't. Pathetic. Go support Di Canio man.

don't bother next week ladyboy

Fuck that, if the fans can get behind the team at SJP there's no reason whatsoever why we can't beat them at home, especially when we've beaten Chelsea there after being down 2-1 and beaten Man U there 3-0 only 12 months ago. Gotta keep the hope.

yeah... but basically you just did 3 shots on target. The goal, and 2 that hit the posts. Benfica played better Palhaço.

You know the best of all of this. At the end of this year I'm going to Luisaos house (my neighbour in Brazil, well lives couple houses down) and ask him why he's such a fucking twat.

I've watched five minutes and all I can say is. VAI A MERDA SEUS FDPs