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Reina Terry Ferdinand Campbell Downing Lampard Gutierrez Bentley Martins Yakubu Bent hoping to get 45 points this roundQ

Ive heard from various sources whoi was at the meeting with ashley that the big name signing will be kAKA!

Wow absolute dog shiite Got only Tevez and maybe maybe Diouf who could get me points.

Faye leaves we get Coloccini and Ferdinand and tiago and arshavin and diego and derdiyok and heskey and c.ronaldo and kaka and robinho and lampard and deco and bosingwa and buffon. YEEEEHAAAA

Haha, if he gets suspended though the FA deserves a dick slapping

Hah this sucked, the major announcement is about Ivanovic leaving for Milan!

I know for a fact that its Lampard who has signed a new contract, ive heard this from various sources such as Abramovich himself and myself Felipao....

STRIKE THREE, YOURE OUT!

thank you i appeciate it

F*** OFF, GO BURN YOURSELF IN H***

Apparently stoke have bid for our FAYE for around 2 million, personally i'd be gutted if we sold him! Hes the one supposed to pair up with Coloccini in my opinion, hes a BEAST

Yes, have him in midfield with Hargreaves in my Newcastle team on FM, but remember this is the REALISITIC SUMMER TARGETS thread!

Both undergoing medicals. GET THE F*** OUT

ARAAAAANGOOOOOOOL!

Because hes played there before and BUTT is a baddy?

I hope everyone realises that this thread needs locking. why destroy such a beautiful thing?

I hope everyone realises that a playmaker can be the defensive midfielder, just look at Milan (Pirlo is usually the playmaker tere). They dictate the play and they controll the plays. Im not talking about every team but this might be the case with Coloccini.

Who cares if we get himt o hid old form he'd be excellent for us.

Didn't sound too much of bollocks to me more like Keegan is a funny guy with Smithy and Coloccini.

Coubury i will send you flowers if they do sign but if they dont i will hunt your head forever. UNDERDSTOOOOOD? Nah, seriously, really hope we are waiting to present coloccini because of a second deal or maybe a third to. We really need this and oit would be great for the squad if we managed to get someone like Taiwo and Coloccini at the same time.

we lose 2-0... Tevez and Scholes to score.

:D:D:D:D:D

nile ranger?

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