Mr Logic

And Liverpool moved quickly to get an assistant in showing us how to do it. Think Parky is going to lose this one and they're going to fly past us up the table too.

Keeper fucked that up, what a soft goal.

Certainly a more useful player than Routledge.

Backheeled Larsson in the nuts

Think we should make a bid for Larsson myself like.

Birmingham looking good for an equaliser now.

Bollocks result. FA need a serious enema.

Thread is going to reach 500 pages mainly down to her I think.

Don't know what to make of this. Opening statement in that article clearly says employed, , but it doesn't seem to make any sense based on what is commonly known about Joorabchian. Wtf is Ashley up to now?

If there were any legs to this Leeds link they'll be backpeddling like fuck after the match today.

Couldn't make it up. What a deflection.

For some weird reason I thought this game was tomorrow, I've missed the entire first half - which is apparantly not much judging from the comments here. Was just in time to see that god awful Smith pass.

Poor Ranger.

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6929/warmup.gif /courtesy Kasper

Want 5 now, get the goal difference up whilst we can..

Wow!

Tiote making Cole look like a nonce.

Great news...

Surprises me, would have expected to find us around the middle in most cases. Do I need to take off my rose tinted specs then.

Might do better if we took a little bit more time in our build up, it's not a fucking race.

Shit, I'm about 2 minutes behind you lot, I'm not reading this thread anymore

Jonas setting the bar high with his first pass - straight to the opposition.

I suppose if Shola and/or Lovens score Ashley will be keeping his hands firmly in his pockets. Anyway, close to kick off and I'm feeling good about this game for some reason.. let's go.

Not sure where the humour is in that tbh.

Let me clarify, I'd hate to think I was responsible for your blepharospasm. It appears that we will be playing more direct football under Pardew, this may well leave us more exposed to counters and patient football - such as many of the better teams play so effectively. Alternativley our increased desire to attack may result in beating the poorer teams we've already succumbed to this season. I tried to condense all of this into a rather tongue in cheek observation called the 'Pardew factor' as I've come to realise many people on these boards won't read posts containing more than one sentence, not that I am suggesting for one moment you are one of them. Seriously I'm not. Honestly.. damn it now I have developed a blepharospasm.