Peppe

"Alright lads, what we need is a wicked deflection, so put all you energy into that."

Haha, why not shoot it straight into the ground, it'll go in anyway

Need to be careful, they have a baller in midfield

How come Blasie and Zaha get to play? Shouldn't they play 2 left backs there?

Cabaye will score at least one goal in this.

I'm not surprised they'd score a deflected goal. Pardew is a jammy fucking cunt

LOL Cisse!

Commentator saying Cabaye should expect to get booed for pushing through his transfer to PSG. That's not the reason I dislike him, it's because he left PSG to play for fucking Crystal Palace, and Pardcunt.

I hate Liverpool with a passion but tomorrow is one of the two times per season I want them to win. Fuck you Pardew you big gobshite!

20 shots and only 5 on target is pretty bad like

What?! Cisse offside? No way

LOL Identical situation as last weekend. This time nowt - back then a penalty and a red card

That little flick from Gini for our goal was a fucking beauty! Not surprised no one on telly have said anything about it though

Holy shit, Distin is 37?

The few () extra pies Blob has had saved our bacon there!

I see their manager is 14 years old. I thought maybe there were some kind of age restrictions when it came to managing a PL side, but I guess not

There's a massive difference between Jonas circa 2012 hard work and Gouffran 2014 hard work. That's the kind of 'graft' that draws people's ire. Anyway I didn't watch the Man Utd game where Ben Arfa was taken off after 35 minutes () but I assume the stats are either bullshit or McGregor was desperate for a shite.

"He said DRIIIT and I'm about to FREAK OUT!"

Shoulder to shoulder there, should be a red

They are going to be even more delayed when they realise that the game is played in Newcastle

They may have fit bodies but none of the girls in that picture have a nice face. Fucking eagle beaks and man-faces

Is this true? If so, I did not know that

Ah, thought the "sun" was for Sunderland at first That is a disgrace, should be canned for that tweet.