Is that his missus? Good Lord.
How does he have time to play football?!
If he didn't make time to play football, she'd be long gone.
True.
So he kicks ball to get to play with those "balls"
Well the shirt doesn't make me think of Manchester U, just the United part Think I would have preferred it having "Newcastle" there instead but that wouldn't have the we-are-united-against-you-mike-ashley-you-cunt-part.