Peppe

Looks really, really unfit like

The fans chanting for him to get the fuck out probably spurs the players on rather than "make it difficult" for them. Idiot!

And so it begins

NUFC.

Which is his official twitter? There are several claiming to be the official one... If he's even on there?

Just farted on my hand in shear anger

Doesn't matter. His contract only has 12 months to run. Ah, right. This fucking club ffs

Any word on an option-to-buy-clause-thingy? Or is it just a loan?

Is Welbeck going to Arsenal?

That is soo fucking depressing OT: Decky's Shit Mate - does that mean that you're a bad friend, or does it mean that you're a friend who takes a dump with him? Or would that be shit-mate?

1st October (Monday) at 11pm GMT. Ah, alright, cheers! Sorry - September not October! Haha! I meant September aswell, not October Too tired I believe

Who is she?

1st October (Monday) at 11pm GMT. Ah, alright, cheers!

Window closed? Or is that tomorrow? 1 october?

Liverpool cunts

Swansea are about to sigh Modou Barrow from my local club Östersunds FK. Quoted price is around £1.5M, which is a lot of money for us. Will be very interesting to see how he does, the step up from the Swedish second division to the Premier League is quite big

We won from an own goal? And against Gillingham

Imagine the profit we'll make

I feel the same. I've never been this apathetic about a new season ever. Just can't be bothered at all and I kinda still hope we lose every game so that SOMETHING might change... I hate this

Not sure I've seen it, but 8.5/10 on imdb isn't half bad. It's great actually. Das Boot (1981) 149 min - Adventure | Drama | War "The claustrophobic world of a WWII German U-boat; boredom, filth, and sheer terror." http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0082096/

Us: http://www.ultimatetop10s.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/prepare_your_anus_moment_9.jpg

Man Ure sucks, LOL

Hoping for a loss Fucking Pardew has made me want my club to lose ffs