Northern Monkey

Correctamundo.... Fix the head and the body will take care of itself. We all know that Shepherd and Roeder will remain here next season so we have to accept the fact that Roeder will spend the money in the summer We don't know that. We have to pray to any God you can find that Roeder is not here. That man should be allowed to spend NOTHING. Not a penny. In fact, we should be billing HIM for fucking us up.

No, i'm afraid it wouldn't. We need, just to have a team anywhere near good enough: RB LB CB CM ST also: CB (cover) LB (cover) CM (cover) RW (cover)

I started supporting Newcastle, among all other things, because Newcastle always played attacking football wit lots of flair. The way Bolton play, defensive and unattractive, I wouldn't take him for free. But, considering the deep trouble we're in, I admit he might be a solid temporary solution for a couple of seasons. Thats what i meant by the "some way from ideal" thing - he's not a manager i'd want here, i think his tactics are insipid, he moans too much, and his insistence of a few key players who are nowhere near good enough at this level is baffling. So in many ways he is similar to Roeder, just nowhere NEAR as utterly shite. We'd probably do fairly well under Allardyce, certainly we may be in with a shout of top 6/7, and thats forward movement for us from the shitheap that wanker Roeder has put us in, so we would have to take him if we could. Mind, his head is fucking MASSIVE. he'd have to learn to stabd further away from the camera when he's on Sky. Jesus, its scary.

Any competent left back would be better than what we have now, ditto right back by the end of the season. So of course we'd have him, but he'd never come here, he's way above us.

Because i'm realistic? Well done, you're the bestest fan in the world. You're just a smart arse mate. Sick of seeing you just write people's posts off with simple, arsey, one-liners. Just ain't good to read. Oh, so now you're the post police? Wind your neck in mate. I don't like some of the drivel you post, but i don't go round crying like a smacked bitch about it.

Pompey. I hope, anyway.

Don't think so. I think his son is off the hook as well. But thats just a memory i had of a month or two back.

In the kingdom of the utter shite, the very very average man is King. Or something. He's an average player, no doubt, but thanks to the obvious culprits, averageness is something we now need to aspire to. He'll never be a great player, and he'll never contribute much, but at least he's not Parker.

So far we've had 'being here the longest', 'having experience' and the (actually non-existent) 'spark to win us a game' as reasons to give different players the captaincy. As we're both agree, we have no natural leader on the pitch, so how do you think the captaincy should have been decided? And do you not think the captain needs to be someone who is virtually gauranteed a starting place? I don't think it matters who the captain is tbh, none of them are capable of doing the job, so it might as well be given out randomly.

Fuck off Roeder. Just fuck off. Take your stupid tactics, insane team selection, whining voice, lies, excuses and pathetic excuse ofr a career, and fuck right off. I genuinely hope that when this cunt is sacked by us, he never works again. I hope he is such a pariah, he won't even get a seat next to that cretin Murray on C5s football programmes.

But they ALWAYS turn out to be world class - Babayaro, Parker, Duff, etc - so e can't complain.

Given where we are, i'd take him, but he'd be some way from ideal if we weren't in the shit.

He's bloody awful. Right up there with Damage and Shambles.

He wants to reach a new level?? He certainly would with us, just not in a good way. Wouldn't touch us with a shitty stick.

Fundamental to our problems is that we have: Some real shite on decent money (Moore) Some real shite on good money (Babayaro, Bramble, Ameobi, Carr) Some very, very average players on great money (Dyer, Parker, Duff) A manager who is abolutely incapable of seeing his own fuckups, and who will play the shite because he is so terribly, terribly bad at his job

I think it would. We've grown up a lot since the KK days, we understand its not all about flashy brilliance and scoring as many goals as possible. Some if not most would be happy with well thought out team performances, and coming away with the odd goal and a clean sheet, meaning winning games, i know i would. The added flair and entertaining football would be the icing, but right now some plain cake would be nice. I hate to say this, but true pre-KK supporters already knew that. Lumping long balls forward with clueless centre forwards chasing it was pretty much the order of the day for quite a long time, apart from the odd blip when we weren't fighting relegation. But I'm sure you know this - especially playing in europe which was a pretty reasonable "icing on the cake". Here comes Lisa with her bile. Valid comment. YOU may have "grown up", but some of us already had done so, which flies in the face of your claim that you yourself are a "pre-1992" fan. I've no wish really to harp on about it, and wouldn't need to if people like you told the truth or found a proper perspective. Never mind, I found the comment fantastically amusing and ironic, which is why I replied. I was 11 in 1992 you idiot. a smoky pub for the afternoon, then on to a place full of drunks, yobs and arses to watch a shite team being beat and then watch everyone get into fights. plastic fan tbh

Good call getting rid of the shite. Bad news on Parker. And if anyone wants to test our resolve on Dyer, they're more than welcoem to! My resolve would last about 4 seconds.

He USED to be loud on the pitch, but you don't seem to see that now. Not a surprise under ROeder, but a shame to see still. I used to think exactly that about Taylor, i had high hopes for him as a player and a captain. We need rid of the awful manager soon, though, before he turns Taylor into another Bramble.

Parker couldn't dominate a kids match. Disappointing HTL. Made a lot of good and valid points about Parker and his role in the team etc., ends up making NM-esque childish comments which have no basis in anything to try and provoke a reaction. I thought more of you.... :lol: I like it. You say something some nobhead doesn't like, and you're childish. I thought you would be used to the notion of hyperbole by now?! Is it not a slightly childish style to express things in an over-simplified version without going into real detail to explain why you hold such opinions? And do you not think it's fair to say you post a lot of what you do to get a reaction? Otherwise why would you be so curt, and always post things that you know will provoke people? Not having a go at your opinions btw, aree with a number of things you say. No, i don't think those things. I am often curt because i am normally doing something else at the same time (multi-tasking, see, i can watch TV AND slag off a cunt like ROeder at the same time, i'm liek some sort of machine, me), and because thats my particular style: sort of an anti-HTT.

So far we've had 'being here the longest', 'having experience' and the (actually non-existent) 'spark to win us a game' as reasons to give different players the captaincy. Butt is possibly the best shout, but only because of the paucity of actual leaders. There isn't one proper leader on that pitch, and until we buy one, there never will be.

Parker couldn't dominate a kids match. Disappointing HTL. Made a lot of good and valid points about Parker and his role in the team etc., ends up making NM-esque childish comments which have no basis in anything to try and provoke a reaction. I thought more of you.... :lol: I like it. You say something some nobhead doesn't like, and you're childish.

Toy Day!

Dear god. Now we have a lose-lose situation. We play badly, on the plus side, we sack the lying cunt, on the negative side, we have played/done shite. We play well, on the plus side, we've played well, on the negative side, we keep the wanker. 'Kinell.

Batty Sir Les Beardlsey Honourable mentions to: Dabizas Bellamy Shearer (up to 18 months before he finally packed in) Killer

So you want to keep a lying, pathetic, clueless failure? THATS the way forwards, no doubt.