Northern Monkey

Name one who deserves it at all? Given, Solano? Butt << without thinking twice Solano Given Emre (second choice captain) Dyer << yes, dyer !! Butt? Poissibly, i guess Solano? No Given? No chance. Emre? f*** that. HE disappears too much. Dyer? Thats a f****** laugh. And Nate - no, PArker hasn't looked like a captain. That wasn't my point. My point was that none of them have. Dyers got that spark to captain a team to victory. Thats what i think. What spark? He creates very very little. He runs around a lot, but his end product is weak. We already have someone like that in Parker, so why change the captaincy on a like-for-like basis. Dyer is clearly no leader on the pitch - none of them are.

Name one who deserves it at all? Given, Solano? Butt << without thinking twice Solano Given Emre (second choice captain) Dyer << yes, dyer !! Butt? Poissibly, i guess Solano? No Given? No chance. Emre? Fuck that. HE disappears too much. Dyer? Thats a fucking laugh. And Nate - no, PArker hasn't looked like a captain. That wasn't my point. My point was that none of them have.

Who's slating him for saying half the team needs replacing? there were some on here a few days ago alluding to the fact he shouldnt have demoralised the poor dears by coming out and saying how crap we were Because it worked didn't it? His comment really got his team playing. Now half the team are totally coasting to the end of the season, more so than before, making them unusable or a complete liability if they do play, because they will know who he means, no doubt about that, he's just made a bad situation worse, and when it comes to sell these players, we haven't got a hope in hells chance of regaining any money as clubs know were desperate to offload. We win all round with the comments dont you think? so basically, he should keep his mouth shut of course no-one would whine about him doing that I guess If all he's going to do is whine about mythical injuries, blame everyone but himself, and tell lies, then yes, i'd rather he shut the fuck up, and i wouldn't slate him for it.

Name one who deserves it at all? Given, Solano? Given can't assert himself on his defence, he'd be a shit captain. Solano hasn't looked like a captain this season, really. He's just a less-bad right back than Carr.

Because i'm realistic? Well done, you're the bestest fan in the world.

Do you love the fact that he's a lying, useless shithouse of a manager? I'm amazed he's stuck it out this long. And Parker. You're amazed HE'S stuck it out this long?? I'm amazed it took so long for him to be found out, tbh. He's a fucking woeful manager, who brings sod all to this club. Sooner we sack the little clown the better. As for Parker, he's just a really, really average player. We paid far too much for him, but thats because we're star-struck when it comes to the big clubs.

No, he plays better as a second striker than he does on the right wing, because he's a shite winger. He's a pretty poor striker, but he's a worse winger.

Do you love the fact that he's a lying, useless shithouse of a manager?

Swap Solano with Carr, and yes, i think the clueless cockney cunt really is stupid enough to play that team.

Name one who deserves it at all?

You heard he what?

We must have some secret, invisible points stored up somewhere. Soon, this clueless cunt Roeder will go "ta-dah!!!", and we'll immediately be 5th. What a wanker this man is. He's starting to make Souness sound like a rational and honest man.

We've only really got 2 worthwhile strikers, though. We actually need a 3rd striker, and have Shola as an avoid-if-possible 4th. Exactly! But you're forgetting about Shola's potential - he's a future Englabnd stiker you know! Don't, mate, seriously. Some idiot will fall for it again, and start talking about how he must be good because he once managed to control a football and scored a couple of goals.

We've only really got 2 worthwhile strikers, though. We actually need a 3rd striker, and have Shola as an avoid-if-possible 4th.

Yes boss, right away boss.

Yup. Nothing to do with his inability to assert himself on a game in real terms, or his knack of disappearing in big games.

Harsh. He's been poorly. The diseased, overrated, mediocre little shit for brains.......ah, thats better. Unbelievable, tbh. Honestly don't understand some of the slating Dyer gets on here. Really? Oh well. Maybe, when you stop believing he is an international-standard, creative player who actually contributes anything tangible, you'll come to your senses. Good luck with that.

Ooh, cutting. Did someone key your Smart car or something??

Harsh. He's been poorly. The diseased, overrated, mediocre little shit for brains.......ah, thats better.

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=38074.msg764777#msg764777 You were wrong. But well-meaning, no doubt.

Still better than Roeder, by about a hundred billion gazillion miles. evidently, I mean the situations are completely different aren't they? Yes, one includes a manager who is utter shite, and the other involved a decent manager called Martin. Is that why he's decent then, because he's called Martin? Nah, its an unrelated by-product that i used to differentiate in order to avoid "humerous" pseudo misunderstandings surrounding who was decent and who was utter shite.

I reckon Cort would have been great for us if he'd stayed fit. Great player underneath it all, and Bobby loved him. He could have turned him into a special player. Lazy cunt he was. Went into the Lexus Newcastle showroom to look for a new motor, stood up for 3 or 4 minutes, then had to have a little sit down. And he was shit.

Duff creates nowt AGAIN, bit gets his umpteenth chance? Bollocks to it. All eleven players were crap, let's be honest, and at least half weren't even up for it. Duff was one of those few who gave a s*** and our best attacks (if you could call them that) came down that left hand side. Mind I wouldn't be upset to see Zoggy start on Saturday. There's bound to be some rotation with the Arsenal game two days later. i would never play Duff ahead of The Zog. Ever. Duff has shown "commitment" 3 or 4 times, and shiteness every time. Fuck him, and the jewel-encrusted, solid gold, money-shiting horse he rode in on.

Yes. And what did the all-new property experts and ITK's say to the question?

Still better than Roeder, by about a hundred billion gazillion miles. evidently, I mean the situations are completely different aren't they? Yes, one includes a manager who is utter shite, and the other involved a decent manager called Martin.