Northern Monkey

Your signature suggests a lot of bitterness towards our former managers. Are you Sam-bashing because you can't bear to be disappointed by yet another Big Hope? Do you even know what hope means? NM wouldn't be happy if he couldn't moan about something. If everything went right at Newcastle and somehow he couldn't find something to pick at and slag off I honestly don't think he could go on with following football. Thankyou for the analysis, but don't give up the day job.

At least he's from Manchester.

He worked as hard, but with little end product. He made a twat of himself arguing with bloody blatant offsides, and for claiming a penalty when Cech took the ball off his feet. Tbh, that's what forwards do. Really? I prefer ones who score goals, not try to cheat. But i'm odd, me.

Sam Allardyce - the best manager in the world, ever, and the answer to every single probelm that faces NUFC and its variety of players - even the shite ones will be Premiership class within weeks.

You seen him play much then? Yeah quite a lot. More of a holding up type striker, got a bit of strength but an average finisher. Would add a bit of strength and power to the front line though. The power is what we need. Bearing in mind Lil Mikey and Martins (if they stay!) aren't the biggest, Ameobi is a pile of steaming donkey shite, and Le Sin is way past it, and we need someone to do the strength and power thing.

No, you misunderstand. There are people on here who, based on watching Newcastle (and some of them don't even manage that but still feel qualified as experts on everything), have the mystical ability to know who Allardyce was after at Bolton, who he will sign for us, and the future of all of our players. Don't cross them, they are football genii (thats the plural).

You seen him play much then?

He worked as hard, but with little end product. He made a twat of himself arguing with bloody blatant offsides, and for claiming a penalty when Cech took the ball off his feet.

Does going to the game make yolu a soopa fan?

Doesn't matter how much campbell has a go at him, you can't polish a big stupid monkey of a turd. You just end up with shite smeared all over yourself.

Olyroos ARE the olympic ones, yes.

I expected us to be about 9th next season under SA. However, in his first week, he has allowed the release of 5 players who were nothing but a drain on us, so he's got nothing wrong. I think that, with the right signings, and getting rid of the likes of Ameobi etc, we might scrape into the 7th spot for UEFA.

the bank? He'll get a loan or what? Probably a second mortgage. Top up loan. Or he could go to that nice Carol Vordeman off the telly.

truth.

Poll results say otherwise... How do you work that out? 30.9% are North East, so 69.1% are not... If you look at it that way, which I don't. The North East is represented higher on here than any other part of the world and therfore the core user base of the site reside here in the North East, with the rest scattered all over the world. Semantics I know but we get a lot of "not even a local site" when quite clearly the biggest representative of users is the North East. Thats a kin to a politicians work, that, well done. The majority of people in the poll don't come from 'round here, is a fact.

only negative i can see about the guy is if 1- he started wanting to play for the national team again 2- he wanted mega high wages 3- he is comming from boro other than that he has been emmence for them sinse xmas. so a player we all slated for being fat and lazy has 4 good months, and sudenly he's the man for us?

erm, he's 26 in 2 months time. He's not a raw kid anymore. he's a proven shithouse.

You reckon the bank won't kickin some more on the back of the football money next year? dunno. If they look back at how well the club has managed its money over the last few years it may be quite nervous about taking the overdraft any higher than £20m. Th eother potential downer woudl be a drop in season ticket sales. Even a 10% drop would mean £3m less cash in the bank, and the club having to borrow even more money just to pay the players through the season. There won't be a 10% drop in ticket sales, and i supsect that wages are going to be looking better soon too.

Poll results say otherwise... Now, HTT doesn't make up excuses for bad maths, but........

I truly hope so. It'll be properly sickening for the Red Shite to win it again.

You reckon the bank won't kickin some more on the back of the football money next year?

Bearing in mind some of the other salaries we shell out........

Little countries where people talk alike? They don't though tbh. The languages aren't even related to one another. They're both ScandaForeign, though. Anyway, never try to figure out what was going on in Stevie's head. That way, madness lies.

the bank? He'll get a loan or what? Probably a second mortgage.

Interesting idea. Also, don't remember who said it, but I'd be absolutely amazed if Bramble was on a 'reported' £50kpw. Where the fuck has that even been reported?! Would be surprised if he was on as much as 20, but that's still too much. Thas was I. I can't remember where i heard it, but its ringing HUGE big bells about £45-50k a week.