Northern Monkey

I don't know. It was the most southern sounding thing i could think of on the hop, that ugly fat bint The Badger on telly was putting me off. Brummie royalty tbh Her and Jasper Carrot? I feel less guilty about us unleashing Jimmy Nail and Gazza now.

QED. Not all i put though, was it. So you think that because some pessimistic geordie t*** off the internet, who doens;t work in football, can't name a manager we could entice with £4-5m a year, that we should go for a fella like Allardyce??? You are the Fat Mans dream fan, mate. Just happy to put up with it, cos you've been so desensitised to by failure. No, I just want to know who realistically a lower mid table side could attract who's won a shedload of trophies. You can't think of anyone despite saying it's what we need, I've suggest Eriksson and Houllier. I said i think thats what we need (ish, they weren't my exact words), but i didn't say i did (or shoudl) know who. That wasn't the point.

I don't know. It was the most southern sounding thing i could think of on the hop, that ugly fat bint The Badger on telly was putting me off.

Keeping you up past your bedtime? Bless.

QED. Not all i put though, was it. So you think that because some pessimistic geordie twat off the internet, who doens;t work in football, can't name a manager we could entice with £4-5m a year, that we should go for a fella like Allardyce??? You are the Fat Mans dream fan, mate. Just happy to put up with it, cos you've been so desensitised to by failure.

climate change. its around Asolute Zero south of the watford gap.

What about a track record of winning things? Or are we happy with a top 6 push every few years? In our current position I'd be delighted with that. Like I say, beggers can't be choosers, we aren't going to attract top managers because we aren't as big as we think we are. Allardyce is as good as we can get which is why I'll support him. i want to win something. And i don't see any evidence that we will under Fat Sam. I'd rather get rid of the s**** like Ameobi, Shambles and Dyer, and put some of their wages towards effectively buying a GOOD manager. Dyer is on what, 80k a week? 4m a year, that, and he's esentially a f****** makeweight, a sub at best. Which trophy-winning managers do you think Newcastle can realistically attract? I'd give you Sven or Houllier, and I'd be happy with Sven. Dunno, i'd like to see what £4m or so a year can attract, personally.

Putting some youngsters out could well BE our strongest 11!

What about a track record of winning things? Or are we happy with a top 6 push every few years? In our current position I'd be delighted with that. Like I say, beggers can't be choosers, we aren't going to attract top managers because we aren't as big as we think we are. Allardyce is as good as we can get which is why I'll support him. i want to win something. And i don't see any evidence that we will under Fat Sam. I'd rather get rid of the shite like Ameobi, Shambles and Dyer, and put some of their wages towards effectively buying a GOOD manager. Dyer is on what, 80k a week? 4m a year, that, and he's esentially a fucking makeweight, a sub at best.

What about a track record of winning things? Or are we happy with a top 6 push every few years?

I don't want to see our current team run out at all, they are a big bunch of useless overpaid cunts.

Worst post ever.

As if!!!

That was in my thinking. I think if you added Nugent to that strike force it would look a lot better as he adds a bit of everything. From your first post, you've put down that you would pay Viduka £60k a week and Distin £50k a week Read the bit in bold, You tellin me Distin and Viduka would not make an impact on our team? Not 60k a week impact, no. Oh, and you have Ameobi as 3rd striker, and a completely unproven lad as 4th. You ARE aware that Martins is crap more than half of the time so far, and Ameobi is a big steaming pile of Nigerio/Geordie donkey s****, aren't you? Would cost that much in wages because of the competition to get him as he is on a free. Pompey want him desperately and i reckon they are giving Sol that so they can afford him plus european footy? Viduka again on a free would have suitors especially after such a good season. Distin would make a great impact, i'm not at all sure Viduka would. Although having said that, the more i think about it, the more often i remember that the alternative is Ameobi, i'd pay hom whatever the fuck he wants.

You're sure that Martins will improve enough, AND be able to play with OWen, AND that Owen will stay?

Would indeed have given us some great attacking options. Well, TWO great attacking options, ONE potentially great one, and ONE pile of utter donkey doody.

Yeah, don't go on an internet discussion forum and try to discuss stuff!! Stupid fools!!!!!

From your first post, you've put down that you would pay Viduka £60k a week and Distin £50k a week Read the bit in bold, You tellin me Distin and Viduka would not make an impact on our team? Not 60k a week impact, no. Oh, and you have Ameobi as 3rd striker, and a completely unproven lad as 4th. You ARE aware that Martins is crap more than half of the time so far, and Ameobi is a big steaming pile of Nigerio/Geordie donkey shite, aren't you?

Wont happen 100% sure. Especially Arsenal finishing 1st.They will be lucky to be in the top 4 next season.Remember my word. It will be something like this: Chelsea Man Utd Liverpool Spurs Arsenal Everton Newcastle West Ham Portsmouth Villa Bolton If you think we'll finish under Everton and Spurs with Big Sam you are off your head. I think he's right, they will. We will NOT get into the top 4 next season, or the one after, or the one after.

Righty ho.

Wigan hopefully.

just because citiy are a small club Actually, according to popular opinion, we're "massive". Well, according to every halfwit who gets on the radio bleating about us - and pisstaking rivals. Don't see the point myself. it IS a shite argument to have, you're right. But lets face it, a lot of fans of every club thing their club is great. And most are wrong.

which is a worry, because the little i've seen doesn't have him improving our (admittedly weak, ability wise) central midfield.

Is he worth that? I doubt it, personally, although i'll accept he is if anyone has seen him play over a long period of time.

Not right now. Between 11:30am and 2:30pm is designated Greggs Time.