Rich

Little Dan?

I don’t think it’ll matter either way, but one goal wins ain’t gonna do it for the Mersey Reds. They’ve been rancid, again.

Three minutes

Tragic game of football this. Been truly spoiled by Monsieur Howe.

Watching Fulham is what watching us used to be like. Painful.

Fulham’s XI not too shabby either, just lacking a mad Serb who loves the Toon up top.

He’ll have dropped absolutely everything as soon as he saw that Tweet.

£70M quid for Raphinha seems about right to me, like. He'd easily go into the bracket of Botman, Bruno, and Isak wouldn't he, just on pure quality?

I'm not sure there's a non-NUFC player/ex-player I've ever liked more than Ian Wright, mind. Proper chad.

If Raphinha is genuinely the level we're operating at this summer, be still my throbbing member.

Loved that photo as well, Lascelles basically played a half last season due to Schär’s weekly concussion injury. Not sure I’ve looked forward to a game as much as this, even Spurs.

Aye Extra motivated, apparently.

And he’s Canadian.

"Referee: Chris Kavanagh - second appointment of the season involving us for the Greater Manchester official, following the 2-1 victory at Brentford."

Too many touches, for me, which is a bit of a hallmark of a player lacking confidence and/or quick decision making.

But they’re all just dead busy and focused man, can’t be sparing any energy on being polite to little kids that idolise them. Legitimately, the only thing I can think of as any sort of defence is that they’ve all suffered too many instances of weird cunt adults using their kids/kids as bait to prompt engagement that leads to inevitable requests for multiple autographs and whatever else. So now it’s easier to just blank everyone all the time to avoid that.

Nothing specific other than “someone needed to be sacrificed”. Because the intention was to move Isak left, it could only really be Gordon with how Murphy has played on the right of late. Thought it was the right call at the time and it was fully vindicated in the second half.

Let them crack on if that is how they still want to operate, all the better for us.

Very, very worrying.

Lovely.

What are your thoughts on Opta’s Sewpa Dewpa Compewta? (Or any bookmaker anywhere’s predictive model?)

Is this real life?

I fucking hate Spurs, man, utter failures.