Rich

You'll all feel much better about this come 4pm Sunday.

15 points?

Bit of a broad question, like, aye. Suppose it could be rephrased as three players who we'd imagine would walk straight into the XI and be significant improvements, versus five who'd essentially be competing for their respective roles and could potentially still be significant improvements despite being "cheaper".

Would people rather sign three £80M players or five £40–50M players?

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

1-4

We wanting a Spurs win on Thursday? Man Utd’s fixtures suddenly look rotten.

Perch besmirched it.

14 is the best number in the game. Because of Daveed, though, not Henry.

20.38 on here, to Longstaff: ”WE’RE CLASS!” ?

Hit the lights. It's boner time.

24 hours ago I was one of the happiest men on the entire planet. Probably top 0.001%. That might never happen again. What a fucking day.

heh

There’s just no doubt when he goes through like that. He’s world class.

What is happening? Sitting here in stunned disbelief.

He’s filthier than Angela White this boy. Fucking unreal footballer.

Pope Trippier Schär Botman Targett (Burn) Longstaff Guimarães Willock (Joelinton) Almirón Wilson (Isak) Isak (Joelinton) — Dúbravka, Manquillo, Lascelles, Burn, Joelinton, Anderson, Ritchie, Murphy, Gordon. — 4-1

Spurs and Man Utd, for me.

If they end up losing at the weekend and out of the CL spots, with us in one of them, I’ll probably be able to get over Wembley I reckon.

Just a friendly reminder that Man Utd’s starting back five cost over £200M and are probably trousering near enough £1M a week in wages between them. Our equivalent would be Manquillo, Lascelles, Dummett, and Trippier out of position at left-back, based on this season.

Fourth, please.

Chuffed for Antonio, seems sound as fuck.

Hope you’ll be watching on Sunday at 2.

Looking like they might get the rogering we should have given them here. Christ.