Rich

Why quote that ffs?

I bet it is.

First in-house lawyer appointed.

Class, you're proper on it with these updates @SUPERTOON. It's appreciated.

Edwards sounds decent, too, cut from the Howe cloth.

Tufan is a joke of a footballer, lovely to see him getting dug out.

It's business, at the end of the day. We owe Bordeaux nowt. I highly doubt Southampton have bid actual money from the goodness of their hearts, either.

Prefer Mee to Tarkowski, me.

He's being linked to Bournemouth again by Cronin for NewcastleWorld: "And NewcastleWorld understands newly-promoted side Bournemouth are weighing up a move for the player, as he looks to secure a move closer to his family, after six years on Tyneside."

I'm jonesing for a signing now, like, so I can understand people starting to lose it a bit. Still fully confident we'll end the window in a much, much better place than where we started it.

Home kit for the little 'un finally turned up on Monday. Huzzah.

Can't take anything Penn writes seriously, to be fair.

He’s fishing, surely?

Fucking class that.

Fucking crackers. Targett, Pope, Botman, Sesko, Paqueta, Harrison, Sarr. 2/10 WNB.

Football Insider (really good in January), saying the bid for Harrison is £18M, not £24M: https://www.footballinsider247.com/sources-newcastle-united-submit-18m-bid-for-jack-harrison.

Nice one, glad he's got a canny move. Sure he'll still score enough down there.

Look at the date. Just posting it to show that this Don Mitchell bloke is another full of shitter from Twitter.

Kev Lawson does the WyAyeScout stuff on Twitter and works for StatsBomb.

Kev Lawson is very switched on, mind. It's got me buzzing . We're clearly in the market for a striker of that sort of age, but I'd amazed if we had a clear run at him. There'll be a reason why the agent has posted that photo.

Love it when the plane spotting thread and the transfer rumours thread collide. There's surely got to be something in that? Sesko is an absolute FM legend.

100%, yeah, think it'll be one of those where people would see him play in the flesh at SJP for the first time and would be saying "we've got a fucking player here". He's proper sound, as well, which helps. Unselfish, two-footed, proven in the league, scores goals, still at a great age. It's a very Burn/Targett signing for me, but a step up from both.

Live for these updates.