Rich

I’ve always said this guy was immense on the right wing.

Dubravka, Gillespie, Manquillo, Fernandez, Dummett, Lewis, and Fraser are the senior pros missing, for those that are bothered.

Dummett knackered again, or just not capable of playing again so soon?

Aye, Virgin Media is all over it as well. A VPN seems to be the only way to get around it.

Surely we're allowed to post streams in this day and age? What are they gonna do? Shut us down?

Quite excited for this, like. Howay the lasses.

What a fat fucking mess this bloke is, eh? Absolute charlatan.

That was probably the drippiest post I've ever seen, like. Congratulations.

Tremendous, that. The buzz around the squad at the minute is like nothing I can really remember. Not that we've ever had this sort of content before to judge, mind.

Was he ever going to, you reckon?

"A lot of work has gone into it, but it is hopefully going to be worth it because, as you say, the next move is probably one of the most important I will make." He's just talking about recruitment generally there, not a specific deal.

Nobody will know how to defend against them on the opposite flank, though. Element of surprise and that. (Not entirely serious, but you know.) I'd be amazed if Harrison wasn't even more effective on the right, he's pretty much two-footed and has a good shot on him.

What the fuck is this supposed to mean like?

Just because of Raphina, surely?

Have to admit I watched that travel video last night out of morbid curiosity, he's definitely becoming aware. The potato bit man

Geed up

Nope, left-footed predominantly.

"It may force Newcastle abroad, with the club having asked about Rennes’ Ghana international Kamaldeen Sulemana and RB Salzburg striker Benjamin Sesko, who scored in their Bundesliga opener against Austria Vienna on Friday." This is the line from the bottom of Douglas' latest article (on Broja).

Fair play for finally taking the career that’s made you a multi-multi millionaire seriously, Jonjo.

That only shows the three future instalments from next summer.

It was 6-1 and 3-1 . https://www.burnleyfootballclub.com/content/lisbon-training-session-with-newcastle makes it clearer.

The teams were: Pope Krafth Botman Burn Bondswell Guimarães Shelvey Joelinton Ritchie Saint-Maximin Murphy & Darlow Trippier Lascelles Dummett Targett Willock S. Longstaff Anderson Almiron Wilson Fraser

6-1 and 3-1?

Still no Manquillo, Fernandez, or Lewis. Wonder where Dubs, Schär, and Wood were?