Rich

Stupid Howe.

Ekitike and Henderson would be a canny start to the summer, mind.

Did a quick filter by "young", "CM", and "international" in Europe's top leagues. Ruled out unrealistic candidates like Tchouameni then wasn't left with much in our sort of ballpark. Of those, he seems the most obvious fit for our system and style based on a quick YouTube scout and looking at his available statistics. Seems likely to move to the PL this summer for around £15M, but we haven't been directly linked anywhere as far as I can tell.

Aye, been starved of content lately.

I'll guess at Cheick Doucouré from Lens.

They were surprisingly on it in January, interested to see if that persists.

I think that's the moment Ashley's reign officially jumped the shark, like. I couldn't even be mad, it was so preposterous.

Lambeezy

For all your Dan Ashworth needs.

That was gold, tbf.

Should we have a Dan Ashworth thread, now? There are hopefully more of these sorts of appointments to come.

Huuuuuuuuugo.

Must’ve brought in a canny whack through sales as well?

Would’ve been good if Luke Edward’s did a fraction of that actual investigative journalism while championing this absolute charlatan. Also proves Fat Mike didn’t really give a fuck who he sold to, amazingly enough.

Mon Cheri

Do I smell a redemption arc?

Fucking hellllllll.

Next person to post a foreign language Tweet gets a paddlin'

Lovely stuff.

How long until someone mentions the Mexican Wave? Oh.

Is anywhere other than .com keeping a proper track on rumours this silly season?

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Good to have Forest back.

Eye test marra. I’m serious.