Rich

This was always coming after the fat cunt cried off to SSN, fascinated to read it.

More mince than Morrisons wor Mikel.

Gary Numan would love this thread.

Did you leave the value they had on the tag or significantly less?

Get in Josh Lillis, Andrew Wright and Abdisalam Ibrahim please.

Two Joselus.

We're such a fucking tinpot operation like. Beardo just turning up to train the bairns as if nowt's going on. Mint.

I've seen that cock and balls before.

Love a good ol' Neesy smackdown.

Glad everything got completed as expected, thoroughly enjoyed Amanda’s interview and am heartily looking forward to winning the Champions League within a few years. Life’s good, man.

I’m crying

This still the right place to post about how much of a disgusting fat cunt Mike Ashley is?

He's not in the same stratosphere.

He takes the form of various animals before settling on a pine marten. So it's a one a them. I'm now in the loop.

What the fuck is a pantalalaimon?

I just done some quick research and Newcastle has an airport which takes landing type planes. Its fucking ON.

I for one welcome our new Cantervale Limited overlords.

I find it hard to choose between Craig Moore, Ronny Johnsen and Sol Campbell, personally. All up there.

This. Wasn’t sure if it was just where I was sat as I’m normally in and around the strawberry corner but the Leazes east corner was terrible. Think there was definitely a lot of hangover after the Man City game, then when people weren’t seeing much improvement they were unforgiving. Had to stop the brother from having a pop at the bloke behind.

Brighton game was the worst atmosphere I’ve experienced in a long while like, hopefully yesterday’s result will help it pick up for Swansea.

Mark Hughes

Darlow Manquillo Lascelles Clark Dummett Murphy Shelvey Merino Ritchie Perez Gayle My guess. Could easily see Yedlin for Dummett and Atsu for Ritchie though.

Leazes Mag

This season should’ve been so, so different.