Rich

If we weren’t the richest club in da world on the cusp of a Keegan-esque revival, I’d probably give a fuck.

We’re conceding 2.4 goals a game so far this season. I’ll be amazed if any of the managers linked do worse than that.

Isn't Martinez represented by fucking Zahavi?

Calls Lampard and Fonseca "duds" and vouches for Martinez...

Would be amazed if we didn't, especially if they want the place to be self-sufficient.

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Dubravka Manquillo Lascelles Fernandez Lewis Willock Hayden Longstaff Almiron Wilson Saint-Maximin 4-3-1-2 with the split strikers, see if we can spring a surprise as at Everton (a) last season.

Marvellous. Lovely to see "snowflake" getting an airing, too.

The Chronicle specialises in the banal, like. Obviously the next move is key.

He's a fucking gormless twat, isn't he? Genuinely no clue about PR or narratives. He's absolutely done himself with that stuff.

Justified whether aimed at Charners or Fanny tbf.

You’re next, you little wanker.

Had there, that’s real!?!

No press leaks, interestingly. Even though it was common knowledge on here. Points to an agreement.

Yesterday lunchtime, having said 24-48 hours on Sunday night. Honestly no idea how people still doubt Ando, he’s clearly got an in.

Fucking get in there! You cannot doubt @Ando7, fair play to @pinkeyetoo.

@NUFCAirport claims another victim.

Bring me Fonseca and Campos. Remove the Steves.

Proper deja vu here, feels like that Thursday all over again. We’re already past the point of climax time-wise, though!

Come on, now. mofo is sound as fuck.

Picture is from 2016.

Would probably blame Rafa for poaching Fernandez.

Elliot’s dad, innit?

They fully looked a team that trains thrice a week on Sunday, mind. Absolutely shagged.