Rich

Haven't you been going to games with Bruce as manager?

What fresh hell is this account? It should surely be on the offensive terms list?

Fanny gonna Fanny.

Surely the lure of being the one to end the trophy drought is enough to tickle the ego of someone like Rodgers? Leicester's a cracking club but he's already won the FA Cup and he's never going to top what Ranieri did. The bar here is so low that it would take some next level fucking up to not become an almost instant cult hero, at least.

Could we get a preference vote going, now there's a fairly hefty list of links? Steven Gerrard Paulo Fonseca Antonio Conte Eddie Howe Frank Lampard Zinedine Zidane Graham Potter Roberto Martinez Brendan Rodgers Lucian Favre Rafa Benitez Gareth Southgate Andre Vilas-Boas Graeme Jones Steve Bruce

Less of the flags, teatowels, and faux-thawbs (?) and we'll be reet. Can't blame people for getting a bit carried away and not being aware of the geopolitical climate, mind.

The Wor Flags lads are literally living legends in my eyes. Heron is some fucking boy, even though he rainbow flicked me in a Reds vs. Blues game. Still not over that.

I can’t settle until they’re both peddled, along with Shola and the remaining Steves. Get the stink off.

Charnley.

I had to turn my ad-blocker off to get it to work properly, but yeah it's not the greatest ticket site I've ever used.

Wilson.

Feels good to hate Spurs again. Hope we absolutely bot them.

One can only hope!

Could have shed a tear when I signed the little man up as a Junior Magpie on Thursday. Didn’t ever expect to be able to take him to games.

Matt Rothon is welcome to him.

Yes, because for the first time in 15 years the club might be worth being a member of regardless of the benefits.

How am I still hungover? ? What a night.

Cracking posts. What a bloke.

Hope the next bump of this thread is to report his death.

Am dead. Send help.

Me and @HUGZ are heading up to NINE (Shearer’s) now to get absolutely bladdered and lose our voices singing NUFC songs. Anyone else up for it?

Ah can’t spake.

As soon as the bairn is down to sleep, I'm heading up to SJP. Could be a canny night.

Fuck off you utter slug. Hope you choke on your salt bae steak.