Rich

Not entirely sure that's true, I think as a fan base in general and on here we're fairly sporting Could be wrong, but it's the impression I get. It's often to our detriment as well.

Mental kernts.

Just the 29.

I honestly can't remember if I did it or not. If it's fairly recent (last few weeks) then it wasn't me I've settled down since Cajun voiced his disapproval.

He's cool beans man.

Hahahahahahahahaha

There's a pigeon in your bank account, Neil.

Stuck it in the news

Definitely in.

If you can be arsed to make a new thread I'll put it up in the news with TaylorJ's Fantasy League to drum up some more interest.

Make it for moolah?

In for embarrassment.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,95403.0.html TaylorJ's setting a league up

Only for the group stage apparently.

Nobody knows what it means, but it's provocative. Nicely played.

Dog is becoming a monster.

Han Colo must pay for this.

Can definitely see that. Bit shit to be a stepping stone, mind, but I suppose it will give us some canny players to watch for a bit.

Reet, so I'm not that arsed about who we actually do bring in given my current enthusiasm levels but thought I'd throw some names out rather than just shitting on other people's suggestions. Jordy Clasie from Feyenoord would be my first shout for a Cabaye replacement, given that he's the closest thing I've seen to him this season. He's only 22, has 2 years left on his current deal, is in a league we'll be aware of and is pushing for a starting place at the World Cup this summer. Plays the game very similar to Cabaye, albeit from a deeper role, but I wouldn't be surprised if we're well aware of him. May need another year or two in the Eredivisie, but seems to have everything to his game bar perhaps stamina from what I've seen. Jean-Paul Boetius and Tonny Vilhena from the same club may also be worth a look, the former being a 20-year-old flying winger who can play on either side and the latter a mobile left-footed central midfielder. He's only 19, though, so both may be too young to make the jump so soon, Unbelievable will be better placed than me to comment on all three, but I've seen Feyenoord a decent number of times this season and they've always caught the eye. Davy Klaassen from Ajax is 21 and has a lot of Kevin Nolan traits about him. Could see him getting goals if given the same sort of freedom he has now, but not entirely convinced about his all-round game aside from that. He wouldn't be the most inspiring signing but can see him having a decent career. I really like Ezequiel Schelotto, who is owned by Inter but has spent all season out on loan, but he may be too Jonas-like for a lot on here. He's better technically, though shares the "El Galgo" moniker due to his style. Would be right up our street in terms of "hard-working wide man". From closer to home I've already mentioned Oussama Assaidi and Marko Arnautovic before, the former we'd probably have more chance of landing than the latter, but both would be players who could bring some extra creativity and invention. Jordan Mutch may be another one to take a punt on, given the season he's had, plus the fact his contract seems to be up next year. Good fantasy league player but is actually impressive in terms of his all-round play and is still young. The only serious suggestions I could make from the SPL would be Charlie Mulgrew and Virgil van Dijk from Celtic, but I highly doubt the former would come here to be a bit-part player and the latter appears to have a lot going for him but the quality in the division is so poor it's difficult to tell if he's the real deal or not. Finally I'll hoy Majeed Waris out there as well, for a livewire striking option. Not getting enough minutes at Spartak Moscow and has done well on loan at Valenciennes since the turn of the year, scoring 9/16. Only 22, should be heavily involved for Ghana this summer and it could be a good time to get him with his confidence high and form good. Shit away, folks.

It's on Radio Newcastle too.