Rich

Agreed. Who gives a shit about the mackems when we have the opportunity to guarantee safety for ourselves? Madness. Fucking small-minded man. My cousin is a Mackem and he was saying the same about their fans. Loads of them wanting Hull and 'Boro to keep winning to put us down... slight flaw with that logic there like when they've got Portsmouth and Chelsea to play yet... He said the same has happened in previous seasons when he's been at home/away during pivotal weekends and their fans have cheered goals against us at the back-end of a season, when the team scoring them has gone on to finish above Sunderland and see them relegated. Classic Mackems.

Come on Tooj. How else am I going to persuade them to follow the Toon? Perhaps I should have put "leave as Newcastle fans OR having lost their virginity".

Imagine being called Eric

Alan Nixon! Haven't head that chubby cunt's name for a while. Still making a living off writing shite, I see.

I managed to get about half a dozen. Gonna try and get more to take to summer camp and force upon the little children. 12 kids in my bunk, it's my mission that they all leave as Newcastle fans and having lost their virginity.

Mine's Ben. What's yours??

It was the full bodysuit last time like. Random observation 2 .Will everyone where a flower in there hair so we can identify each other instead of walking round saying are you with N Online and getting replys of no we are the Students F off Geordie scum. You can pretty much tell who everyone is anyway, everyone stands about not talking to each other like shy kids at a school dance. And I cant really introduce my self as "hi I'm northerngimp" . 'Cos of the ball-gag, you see? http://www.venuseromedia.be/contents/media/Ball%20Gag%20Head%20Harness%20(Extremus).jpg

Well, Santa is a Geordie. So anything's possible. (When I read .com's report something twigged in my mind about Rusedski and Newcastle prior to this as well. He loves the Toon.)

It was the full bodysuit last time like. Random observation 2 .Will everyone where a flower in there hair so we can identify each other instead of walking round saying are you with N Online and getting replys of no we are the Students F off Geordie scum. Just look for the dwarves in blue and the giants in red

It was the full bodysuit last time like.

This surely means it wasn't a wind-up from the start and that the rest was a big face-saving exercise Quoi?

I've stuck Neesy111 on the Blue Team and stuartbrown06 on the Red Team as the former only has a blue top anyway and the latter played for you lads last time out and so obviously is Red for life. Put chops26 on Red as well as he was the first person to volunteer after Kaz had to cancel (obviously the positions/substitute stuff appears to be a load of bollocks now anyway). Does that all seem fair enough??

Neither are about 16 other selfish cunts

This surely means it wasn't a wind-up from the start and that the rest was a big face-saving exercise

You've already got 11 players man. Gonna have to kill one of the weaker ones off to be able to pull that one. ...Or we'll just have the Gimp so he doesn't need to team with a bunch of tools

...and bring a red shirt and blue shirt with you.

Only missed Gutted.

Get involved man! We've only got 23 and Greg isn't sure as far as I'm aware. No doubt we'll lose one or two come game time anyway. As I said, the more off here the merrier.

Aye lads. Anyone who hasn't been set a team it'd be grand if you had both a red and a blue shirt to bring with you! Anyone else who has more than one of each bring one as well, I've defo got a spare blue one to bring along.

One of the greatest things I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of things. Fucking class

Stu, he'd already posted a pic of the kit he had as well man! Cynical bugger.

What about AJ? We should win this. My only concern is they have a clever midfield, with Murphy in particular having a very good season. Our ball retention needs to improve but we have enough to hurt them. Win. He's missed the last few games and is a doubt for the weekend, PhysioRoom has him down for a return like... hopefully he misses out. Hey man, you can't gan quoting Physioroom. That's my job I was SO close to making my usual cheeky comment, but thought I'd be the better man after some of the shite I've seen on here this week in General Chat.

You're 33!? Fucking hell. i'll take that as sarcasm due to the username not that i come across like a bairn or an old fart from my posts Thought you were about 19. Honestly. (Probably due to the South Park stuff... mainly )

Defo mate. The more the merrier! Don't want to be getting ringers in again, ideally we want everyone off here. Anyone worried about not getting a game needn't, either. I'm sure there'll be plenty of people after a breather.

What about AJ? We should win this. My only concern is they have a clever midfield, with Murphy in particular having a very good season. Our ball retention needs to improve but we have enough to hurt them. Win. He's missed the last few games and is a doubt for the weekend, PhysioRoom has him down for a return like... hopefully he misses out.