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Weak useless player. Granted he played 2 or 3 good passes since he has been here, but last night was another invisible man performance. It was almost as if soon as Debuchy got taken out he got scared and lost interest. The amount of times he lost the ball by turning around back to his own goal and taking too long to pass. Pardew should have took Marv off for Benny and left Goofy on.

beached whale

I would let him go anywhere for 15m based on last season, the season before that I would have been pissed off at any price. I would spend the money on any right back that would be willing to move. Debuchy hasn`t impressed me since I saw him play for France in the euros.

I thought Pardew would get a night off tonight with Taylor and Debuchy clearly on the crack pipe before the match.

Although I wouldn't say it was that expensive in terms of eating out etc. In fact due to the sheer diversity and quantity of places to eat, its actually cheaper than most places on that front. The Tube is frustrating but great at the same time, for getting about. Buses are a nightmare due to the traffic and driving around, well, its a nightmare. It took me, last Friday, 1 hour to get to Twickenham from the North Circular Road due to traffic, even though its only 6 miles or so to my sister's. Even taking my niece and her lad to their hotel which was 2 miles away from my sister's took 30 minutes to get there. Taxis are a rip off though and very expensive and f you're not from the area or know the place well, they will rip you off or try to. I also work a lot in London and find it can be very stressful and demanding due to how big the place is, how crowded it is and of course, the traffic. In that sense it can be very tough going. There are also lots of grim areas. The wealth in London is held tightly by a very small minority and this is reflected in the areas. Chiswick for example is affluent yet around the corner Acton is a bit of a s*** hole. The people are not the friendliest either. But there are some great places, some great parks and when the weather is lovely and you're not working, are with friends and family etc. there isn't many better places to be to be honest. I used to hate London but the more time you get to spend there and the more you get used to it the more you can enjoy it. The key is to enjoy it and not get too hung up on the bad parts. Oh, and it doesn't stink of p*ss! Having lived there I would say its great to visit, but a crap place to live, depending on what you want out of life. The one city I can`t wait to visit again is Paris. Aye, love Paris me. I'm going there again soon, can't wait! RE London, it depends where abouts you live same with any City really. Yeah I suppose, Paris though in the summer, you can`t beat it, especially the area around the Basilique du Sacré-Cœur

Although I wouldn't say it was that expensive in terms of eating out etc. In fact due to the sheer diversity and quantity of places to eat, its actually cheaper than most places on that front. The Tube is frustrating but great at the same time, for getting about. Buses are a nightmare due to the traffic and driving around, well, its a nightmare. It took me, last Friday, 1 hour to get to Twickenham from the North Circular Road due to traffic, even though its only 6 miles or so to my sister's. Even taking my niece and her lad to their hotel which was 2 miles away from my sister's took 30 minutes to get there. Taxis are a rip off though and very expensive and f you're not from the area or know the place well, they will rip you off or try to. I also work a lot in London and find it can be very stressful and demanding due to how big the place is, how crowded it is and of course, the traffic. In that sense it can be very tough going. There are also lots of grim areas. The wealth in London is held tightly by a very small minority and this is reflected in the areas. Chiswick for example is affluent yet around the corner Acton is a bit of a shit hole. The people are not the friendliest either. But there are some great places, some great parks and when the weather is lovely and you're not working, are with friends and family etc. there isn't many better places to be to be honest. I used to hate London but the more time you get to spend there and the more you get used to it the more you can enjoy it. The key is to enjoy it and not get too hung up on the bad parts. Oh, and it doesn't stink of piss! Having lived there I would say its great to visit, but a crap place to live, depending on what you want out of life. The one city I can`t wait to visit again is Paris.

Cisse 21 goals, Ba 29 goals Bent 25? I was thinking more league goals as we are not in Europe this season. That is league goals Is it, oh I had him down as 8 league goals last season ?

Cisse 21 goals, Ba 29 goals Bent 25? I was thinking more league goals as we are not in Europe this season.

The more I watch that, the funnier it gets What the f*** was he thinking man I can`t stop watching this. The prick can`t even wrap his arms around Colo and ends up giving him a nice back scratch.

If signing for us renews his interest/hunger for football he will score plenty of goals for us. More than Cisse but not as many as Ba. A few years ago I probably would have been apathetic to him coming here but after the past few seasons I`m actually hoping he does. Another season without a few decent forwards would actually completely ruin my passion for football. A few years ago I would have made a couple of phone calls for the gossip on this one but I really can`t be bothered after the tourture of last season.

Its do with the fact we have been stuck with Ameobi for over a decade and fair few other shit forwards whilst he has been here. The few times I have seen him play he has been better than Ameobi.

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Good news.

He was my player of the season last year based on fulfilling his maximum potential and had a good season the year before. As others have said, there are other players that should be gone before him.

This might help. Position Apps Goals Assists Rating DMC (Defensive Midfielder - Centre) 18 4 1 7.23 MC (Midfielder - Centre) 11 2 0 7.15 Sub (Substitute) 3 0 0 5.99 AMC (Attacking Midfielder - Centre) 2 0 1 6.68 MR (Midfielder - Right) 1 0 0 7.06 Newcastle Formations Last Season Formations:4231 (16) 442 (13) 451 (4) 433 (3) 4411 (2) Last season 442 (26) 433 (4) 4411 (4) 451 (3) 41212 (1) Season Before I like these sort of stats. The only thing with them is though, you need to know what role Cabaye played within each formation. Unfortunately stats never tell the whole story and sometimes distort it wildly. Its quite an in depth website http://www.whoscored.com/Players/12376

This might help. Position Apps Goals Assists Rating DMC (Defensive Midfielder - Centre) 18 4 1 7.23 MC (Midfielder - Centre) 11 2 0 7.15 Sub (Substitute) 3 0 0 5.99 AMC (Attacking Midfielder - Centre) 2 0 1 6.68 MR (Midfielder - Right) 1 0 0 7.06 Newcastle Formations Last Season Formations:4231 (16) 442 (13) 451 (4) 433 (3) 4411 (2) Last season 442 (26) 433 (4) 4411 (4) 451 (3) 41212 (1) Season Before

Exactly my point above.

Who was our manager when our players were running into each other, I think it was a Man City game and Patterson took out Owen in another game I think. I can`t remember, was it Souness ? I have erased most of it from my memory. Point being I feel we are going to have a similar season.

Spot on. Who gives a shit if Pardew walks, on the plus side it will increase the chances of us getting a new manager. I realise there's a danger that JFK might get the job but it's a risk worth taking I feel. Or just as dangerous JFK chooses the next manager and your assuming there is a manager out there that would work with or report to depending whats true to JFK.

No

http://tyneandwear.sky.com/newcastleunited/article/71262/newcastle-united-manager-alan-pardew-im-going-nowhere

I just watched it on Sky news, they were blatently holding back tears of laughter whilst reporting it. That's all I have to type after staring into space since hearing it on Talksport last night.

Wow. Did that interview actually happen? Please tell me I imagined it.

From the OFFICIAL club accounts: The groups total outstanding loan balance from Mr M J W Ashley was £129m. The amount is non-interest bearing. £18m is secured on future broadcasting income and due for repayment within one year. The balance of £111m is now not due within one year. So no its nothng to do with purchase price at all. Didn`t he have to pay 20-40 mill a year for us to break even at the start ?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4938214/Premier-League-long-ball-kings-not-Stoke.html I was just reading this in the Sun Percentage of long passes: Stoke 16.2%, Reading 15.7%, Newcastle 15.6%, West Ham 15.1%, Sunderland 14.9%, Norwich 14.9%, Aston Villa 13.3%, QPR 13.2%, West Brom 13.2%, Everton 12.9%, Fulham 12.6%, Spurs 12.2%, Wigan 11.4%, Chelsea 10.9%, Southampton 10.9%, Liverpool 10.3%, Swansea 10.1%, Man Utd 10%, Arsenal 8.3%, Man City 8% Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4938214/Premier-League-long-ball-kings-not-Stoke.html#ixzz2U3QxDp5n