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In this version, LFEE plays a gift horse and Neesy an enthusiastic young horse dentist.

As a lawyer, I can tell you with confidence that it's 99% smoke and mirrors bollocks to justify exorbitant fees. Following this logic, the amount of smoke and mirrors and bollocks involved to justify the fees of the boatload of professional services providers involved in this deal is, much like the seller's waistline, ego and repressed self-loathing, excessive.

Wife says I've been drinking too much so weekday beers are off the cards. My firm has a cheap divorce lawyer, like

Ah right, I'm sure they'll hurry along now the gasman has decreed it so.

You're probably right. In the same way that I’m probably ginger

Oh come on. I mean yes, I'd accept it. I'd accept being kicked in the balls to get rid of Ashley too, but it'd be fucking horrific watching Bruce being given an army of superstars and grinding out a 9th place finish whilst the media crow over how he's turned the club around. Just fuck no. Get rid of him on day 1. End of season at the very latest if they want to just get over the line and get someone new in the summer, but he should be sacked as soon as humanly possible and someone less resembling a human cabbage placed in charge instead, because anything else will be utterly galling. Why buy a Ferrari just to put a three-legged post-roadkill stoat at the wheel?

"Noo - car - sell"

And without whom Ashley never would have made so much money, given that Keegan set the groundwork to make us a PL stalwart and therefore stabilise TV money and advertising space abroad.

The fact the club is still paying Henri Saivet a salary yet we're told that Mike is a great businessman.

Showing naked contempt for the North East and its inhabitants at every step of the way.

Ryan Taylor starting ahead of Ben Arfa

Changing the name of Shearer's

Shefki Kuqi.

Watching great players and cult heroes run for the exit door because they knew what was going on. Being made to look small time, for example, by the ilk of Moussa Sissoko.

Finding out that there was, in fact, something that could dampen my love for NUFC, and feeling really fucking sad about it.

Totally blew my load there, huh?

Welcome To The Occupation Excellent. And yes, I'll take you up on that offer of a pint when all this madness is over. I was choosing between Sitting Still, Feeling Gravity’s Pull and Imitation of Life.

Aye Stipe for me, like. What R.E.M. song best encapsulates the Ashley era? Answers on bald heads pls

For every 1 hummingbird, how many swans are there?

Was there ever a round where I wasn’t last? You were last in 2, second last in one and 3rd last/5th in the other. The first round 2002/2003 let you down, that’s where you were noticeably behind the others. The rest you were around par for all.

The winner absolutely marmalised the final round.

Should record as an N-O pod, man!

Well done all, thanks for listening and playing. Really glad we kept up that little run, it's a weirdly fun way to spend 2 hours knocking out a quiz.

I mean that's definitely why I've done it all these years, finally someone fucking noticed. Trust you Ian, so thoughtful.

Guys my internet is knackered, not sure why. Will tally up and let you know after I’ve eaten supper!