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"concenplate" :lol:

One of many mind-boggling/downright incorrect decisions.

Joe Hart not exactly covering himself in glory there.

Aye, probably his biggest contribution to us last season was his penalty against us that Shay saved.

This is a massive opportunity. Please don't fuck it up lads.

That is incredibly stupid from Ballotelli.

"Ginger Manc bastard"

On what planet would that not be a penalty? Fucking hell.

Isn't it only a retake in that case if the keeper saves it? I don't know, although obviously the keeper would probs get booked if it was scored and then a retake was ordered. Mosley could clear this up maybe? I just don't see why the striker would be punished for the goalkeeper trying to get an advantage. What if he puts the second one wide? Makes no sense.

Get in

Butt is such a liability it's laughable.

Hole in the wall's back on? Get in. PM will be loving it. You better believe it

Because she kept referring to Zheng Zhi as the China Captain. Hence the MASSIVE highlighting of that phrase.

If it's an afternoon kick off I'll run around for the blues.

Depends what time it is folks. Even then I can't promise anything.

Nani's having a mare.

Just been directed to this. All sendings off carry an instant ban. There's a 7-day delay on bans for 5/10/15 yellows.

On the right, this time. Says who? I assumed it would be Lovenkrands on the left and LuaLua on the right. .cock says Lovenkrands right and LuaLua left.

God that line-up makes me feel old, 7 of them are younger than me, with another 4 younger on the bench.

It's full screen on Sky News EDIT: As I say that, they of course make it split screen...

It's on Sky Sports News, don't worry

Fingers crossed for you and the family Cath.

Bent equalises, had been coming.