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Trigger's broom.

Great turn then hits it low, hard & on target. Can’t do much more from there to be fair to him.

Almost.

Close now

Get him on then!

I think I heard it was owned by Saudi investors (not PIF)

Gvardiol has been absolutely superb. 20 year old from RB Liez, would love us to go after him

Just to be clear I was taking the piss out of Luke Edwards. It was a simple lampoon.

Haven’t read it but…sources inside the club say a January move for Maddison is unlikely as they focus their attention elsewhere in the window: Player X at Y and player A at B are both on the radar as Howe looks to improve position Z while staying within the budget amount I’m pretending I’ve been made aware of. Of course were Maddison to become available for a fee Nickson and the club feel is reasonable then they may be tempted back in for the England international. twat.

Did I miss an itk claim?

Depends entirely how the game pans out I reckon. Can’t see him getting on in any game Australia aren't either chasing or losing/winning comfortably. Or to put it another way he won’t come on if they’re narrowly ahead or drawing.

Agree with this.

Lovely little toon fix, roll on Bournemouth.

From the same game the ‘Sheaaaarer….of course’ always sticks in my mind.

he's out with a muscular overload injury.

Tripe. Usually quite like their stuff.

Why are they giving L7 ST holders priority? Seems a strange one

Video in this article: https://www.sportbible.com/football/breaking-bruno-guimaraes-injury-world-cup-brazil-fabinho-20221116?&source=zaptwsn Looks like he stood on his foot. Hopefully just a painful one.

Is the arsenal game not on?

I wonder if Eales & the club are in on the ‘how much can we get away with here’ chat or if that’s decided externally and the offer put to them.

Howe: Intensity is our identity Bruce: Garlic & Chilli sauce please hinny

As things stand, there is no intention of spending big money on players in the January window, although it has been stressed to Telegraph Sport that if the right player becomes available – such as Leicester City’s James Maddison – a deal will be pursued. So we won’t buy anyone unless it’s the right player and they’re available? And no spending big money but we would take Maddison? Fuck off man

Dead heat in a balloon race.

dream scenario

Lost count of how many times I’ve watched this now. It’s had at least 2 viewings every time I’ve seen it across various WhatsApp, twitter, on here etc. Absolute animal.