Elric

Clean sheets gone for Coleman, Distin and now Debuchy, you fucking cunts.

Fuck's sake man, Osama bin Howard. Clean sheet killed

Merry fucking Christmas for the 2 points, Welbeck... Kid n' Play looking motherfucker.

Ooof, unlucky.

Need Welbeck to get his rape gloves on now like. Goals plzz.

3 minutes

Demichelis

Stuck Coleman and Distin in for the next games, hoping S*nderland continue their miserable away scoring record. Benched Negredo, start with Suarez© and Welbeck up front (if Welbeck is fit). Whacked Debuchy in as well actually, probably about a 16 point deduction this week Need to make up some serious ground to have any hope of finishing in the upper echelons of our work league, though.

Lerl. Hope this goes as well as I expect it to

WILL NO-ONE KEEP A CLEAN SHEET

Looked like an advert for one of those fucking Just Dance games

Needs to decapitate Adebayor and take his quickening. Then he might be a 1-in-3 striker.

Someone make a pic of him with some bling on and stuff. OG Hooiveld. Make it happen.

http://i.imgur.com/ueJEDYo.jpg

Probably because he's lazy as fuck, for the most part.

Well, there goes the Southampton clean sheet

66 points with Szczesny, Lovren, Fonte, Williams and Walcott to play. Hoping Spurs continue to look shit under Tim 'Best Manager Ever (even though I've never actually had a managerial job before kthx)' Sherwood. If one of Lovren/Fonte doesn't play, it'll be... err... James Puncheon to come on as sub

Nice free kick from Touré, Citeh 1-0.

30 points from 1 game (2 players, Suarez and Sterling)

For some reason I think he'll get a couple against Chelsea, just a feeling (cue 1st minute leg-breaking tackle - 6 months out ).

Think Ramsey has peaked tbh, he'll garner a decent amount of points over the rest of the season but doubt he'll hit a vein of form like he had. Took him out and put Walcott in, expect him to start scoring a few.

Spurs players making no attempt to even close Liverpool down

Paulinho moved his foot to make sure it'd connect Well done lad, still stupid as fuck though.