Elric

That "you know" business was embarrassing, had to turn it off. Some of the twitter comments

102, with Sanchez ©, Iwobi and Bellerin to play tonight. Not taking into account the -24 points for all the subs I made this gameweek, like

Looks like I'm not alone, but my gambit of hoying in Moreno, Milner, Origi and Lukaku really paid off

0-0

Had Alderweireld and Sigurdsson on the bench for this week Edit: The week we've just had, I mean.

Had a dream the score was 5-2. Couldn't remember which way the result went though, so put a bet on both teams winning by that score, haha *awaits soul-destroying 0-0*

5-0

Shag Minors Brazenly?

Weediest looking professional* athlete** ever. *currently unemployed **nonce

Mido sacked by Zamalek after 37 days as manager... looks like Dev off Corrie, the state man http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/976-hidpi/cpsprodpb/599B/production/_88193922_mido.jpg

0-3

Red Card! - Doumbia, 87 mins (burying effigies of old gods in 18-yard box)

Looks like he's booked himself into the fucking Dignitas clinic or something http://i68.tinypic.com/8yi49s.png

20 from 6, captain Ozil with a massive 6 point haul. Arsenal man, inconsistent kernts. Looking forward to this wildcard like Edit: Just noticed loads of people had Ozil as captain, don't feel as bad now. Also, glad I benched Vardy, Crack Whore Confessions lookin' motherfucker. Start scoring again you horrible cunt. Mahrez too.

We're so fucking shit.

I'd play either of them over Colback, like

Not a good day for defenders

Hope Mitrovic bangs in a hat-trick, before busting that petulant cunt lip of Agbonlehor with his ring hand, then scalping Jack Grealish and his fucking ridiculous haircut on the halfway line with a bowie knife. On, and Wijnaldum to score and assist a few since he's in my FF team

Ne mention or credit for the player who was voted as one of the best two centre halves in the league by his fellow pros that season or who picked up the North East player of the year award? :lol: :lol: Do you never get bored of hanging your hat on one hopelessly flawed footballer? It's creepy as fuck, man. I imagine you as someone who works in a care home and interferes with old people who don't get taken remotely seriously when they report you. Fuuuuuuuuuck

He didn't say that we did, he was stating a preference you relentless boob.