Elric

How the fuck was that a yellow for Cabaye?

Is it because there aren't any official lyrics, or am I massively wrong here?

Dude singing the trollololo lyrics to Spain's anthem

Blondie? Was just about to post that

Just look at his face, its like someone threw a pound of sliced ham at a glue covered medicine ball.

If we use a looks:punishment ratio, whereas Yo (rightly) escaped with not even a yellow card to his name, those two fuckers should be beheaded

Seriously, who the fuck thought giving Carragher a pundit's post was a good idea? Scousest man alive

Cabaye again man Anyone less sexy would have been off by now.

Fuck.

LESCOTT

Seeing HBA Seeing HBA against England

Bonjour pretty ladies

Nasri starts the diving already...

Thank fuck for that, a moment of excitement

This. The old "I pay your wages" shite is tedious as fuck. Good manager, like.

I'm at work laughing hysterically, no one understands why. I can't explain why either Someone take this pic, photoshop out the lights so it looks like they're 'floating'. THEN, film-poster stylee, have the word "CHRONICLE" underneath (as in the 2012 film) only CROSSED OUT, with "SUNDERLAND ECHO FTM" scrawled under it. I need to sharpen my photoshop skillz again like, not as funny when I have to explain it all

That goon who was crying when they played Swansea will be fucking suicidal now

:lol:

Barton Twatted Aguero apparently, haha.

I doubt Pardew has it in him to out give the bollocking the team deserve, fucking woeful. Ashley must be furious. I guess the small crumb of comfort (beyond finishing 5th ) is that even if we were winning, we'd still be 5th.

With Enrique being given the "Okay" face, haha.

Phil Brown on Football Focus saying there'll "be 52,000 idiots" at SJP tomorrow, orange cunt.

So let me get this straight: if a keeper pre-emptively positions himself at the exact point the ball is about to be leathered at, he'll be more likely to save it? http://smileyti.me/wp-content/uploads/mother-of-god-facebook-chat-code.jpg