Kasper

No they can't. He's my new hero. As a regular on here, how are you finding the comparison between our opinions on the player and Everton fans'? Your opinions of Smith are very negative, as is mine and anyone that I consider a half decent poster on the Everton forums I browse. All the posters who are usually muppets are saying that he's a good signing on the strength of nothing else but him being cheap and a well known name as far as I can tell. Some are further in denial and talking about how "class" he was at Leeds. Any ITK info dripping out from the Everton boards about the deal?

All our other youths have turned up in smart clothes to sign their contracts. Yeah but this boy seems a bit 'special'

I can't see him dressing that smartly

Waiting for Jamie to come on and tell us he's his best mate.

Not with that name though?

I will be crying out for a midfielder

Makes absolutely no sense at all. Keegan has said we probably will sign two players. 8m on a left back

To have a bite to eat before he signs for Sunderland?

Undone

The fact that it's Parky makes me think "bullshit"

It wasnt him

No it means that no one listens to you

Next up: juniatmoko confirms the alphabet

Genius

Understandable I guess. If I was Smith I'd probably do the exactly same thing. I'm fully aware that I'm a fucking crap footballer and would be found out in no time at Everton too. So my options are... 1. Sit on the bench at Newcastle. Earn 60k a week and admire Coloccini's beautiful hair. He might even let me touch it. Might get a game every now and then. 2. Sit on the bench at Everton. Earn 30k a week and admire Neville's hair. Might get a game every now and then.

Great passer though. No he meant to the replies! REALLY?!?!?

Well I think that officially ends the "taking so long because we want to announce two at once" theory

Old school doesn't make it any good though. Away kit is decent but this is quite terrible. Whatever minge face. Go play with your adidas jackets.

Old school doesn't make it any good though. Away kit is decent but this is quite terrible.

No its not fooool

Not very good

Was just reading Gomis' French wiki page and apparently that Toulouse defender we were linked with, Hérita Ilunga, is his best friend. Interesting

Big willy?

I'm excited.