Kasper

The fact that it's Parky makes me think "bullshit"

It wasnt him

No it means that no one listens to you

Next up: juniatmoko confirms the alphabet

Genius

Understandable I guess. If I was Smith I'd probably do the exactly same thing. I'm fully aware that I'm a fucking crap footballer and would be found out in no time at Everton too. So my options are... 1. Sit on the bench at Newcastle. Earn 60k a week and admire Coloccini's beautiful hair. He might even let me touch it. Might get a game every now and then. 2. Sit on the bench at Everton. Earn 30k a week and admire Neville's hair. Might get a game every now and then.

Great passer though. No he meant to the replies! REALLY?!?!?

Well I think that officially ends the "taking so long because we want to announce two at once" theory

Old school doesn't make it any good though. Away kit is decent but this is quite terrible. Whatever minge face. Go play with your adidas jackets.

Old school doesn't make it any good though. Away kit is decent but this is quite terrible.

No its not fooool

Not very good

Was just reading Gomis' French wiki page and apparently that Toulouse defender we were linked with, Hérita Ilunga, is his best friend. Interesting

Big willy?

I'm excited.

Worth it.. Not really. Unless we also splash the cash on a central midfielder. I'm not saying we couldn't reinforce on the wings too but we're much stronger there than in the middle or upfront.

How about he's prepared to cut his wages so he can get on the pitch every now and then?

Yep. Can't wait for the season to start. The end of last season showed that Keegan can make some of the disappointing players perform a lot better and all the new signings seem excellent. I believe we will get a few more exciting players in too. All in all it looks quite good from where I'm standing!

Do you hear that? We're going to have FUN

i love whoopi; but i think it' gomis ashley to unveil 3 players to Keegan on monday : ) fyp

4 pages about Healy. Acceptable or not?

http://www.teamtalk.com/football/story/0,16368,1780_3948384,00.html

"Ok lads, today we got some new argie coming in, play nice" "anyone seen alan today?" "gone to everton you say?" "interesting" "well then, argie plays upfront with shola and we'll see how that goes"

Dude where's my Coloccini?