Kasper

Worth it.. Not really. Unless we also splash the cash on a central midfielder. I'm not saying we couldn't reinforce on the wings too but we're much stronger there than in the middle or upfront.

How about he's prepared to cut his wages so he can get on the pitch every now and then?

Yep. Can't wait for the season to start. The end of last season showed that Keegan can make some of the disappointing players perform a lot better and all the new signings seem excellent. I believe we will get a few more exciting players in too. All in all it looks quite good from where I'm standing!

Do you hear that? We're going to have FUN

i love whoopi; but i think it' gomis ashley to unveil 3 players to Keegan on monday : ) fyp

4 pages about Healy. Acceptable or not?

http://www.teamtalk.com/football/story/0,16368,1780_3948384,00.html

"Ok lads, today we got some new argie coming in, play nice" "anyone seen alan today?" "gone to everton you say?" "interesting" "well then, argie plays upfront with shola and we'll see how that goes"

Dude where's my Coloccini?

I was reading Finnish wiki and it said he was playing somewhere else. Then realised it wasn't quite up to date

I honestly think Everton are just a bunch of well managed, average to good players, and that you've only got by recently because of chaos at other clubs. Well I honestly think you're a WUM. And you are correct

"Just as good."

REALLY!?!?!

This is obviously the most important thing to happen this season for Mike

He says thanks to their fans. Says some minor problems with the deal because he has now tried to fly to Newcastle 5 times but each time he has been turned away at the gates because there was no room in the plane for his huge hair. He will now proceed to either cut it off or take the bus.

How fucking obvious bullshitting was that?

- "Way past worried"

Even though Deportivo have confirmed he is our player and he's flying over tonight? Exactly.

I'm really starting to get quite worried now.

So what?

Are you sure about that? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/europe/7544536.stm

Sad news indeed

So we wont sign Gomis until Saturday. Bugger