Kasper

Blind hope then. Done us good for so many years hasn't it ? So you're saying that all of the above wouldn't make any difference to us? Are you saying they would ? Blind hope, then. Idiot

Shut up

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=18555.0

Oh yes yes yes pleasee

You can go and touch Jamie

Because he is a useless turd Shit that was so late its embarrasing

nope said Inler played next to Fernandes in the EUROs. Gelson Fernandes

I'd like to see Danquah & Tozer

Texting Blatter... "Article 18 or the "Gutierrez": I changed my mind, I dont want to play with these fuckers."

Bassong babyyyy. Looks good

"A chance for Alan Smith............................................................................................"

Of course. It'll be "Senderos rejects desperate Magpies" tomorrow morning...

Oh crap we missed out YET again. Get your head out of your arse Mike!!!!

It's 100% that he didnt travel there

Not just £18m, £18m rejected Quash rumours of a bid isnt the same as reject is it?

Errr so does it look like there actually is something in this story? Or do they send reporters after every crappy rumour

Tottenham must pay £19m to sign Zenit St Petersburg striker Andrei Arshavin as well as make him the highest-paid player in the world. (Mail)

Yes. How on earth would we score 5 goals though?

He ate Stephen Carr

Great pic though. Better caption would be "Keegan watches on as Smith shows off his skills in sunny Mallorca"

I hope someone living in a cave buys us

Gascoigne's book is probably my favorite. Hilarious and very sad at the same time.

Not sure if its been mentioned but according to the deportivo fansite part of the deal is that we play in some Teresa Herrera tournament. Is that some pre-season cup or what? http://www.deportivo-la-coruna.com/news.php

You should be thankful Harry Norway wasnt here. You could be blamed for manslaughter

Actually got in a few shots...