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Need Everton to be annoying to another team for a change to stymie Chelsea's spawny charge for top five.

It feels better. I'm going to go with that.

They were creaming us before bench came into play tbf. Tindall has just been outmanoeuvred.

Well deserved. Fair play to Villa, they've been much better than Newcastle today. Manner of the defeat probably worse than the defeat itself. Very naive and indisciplined performance from quite a few of the older and wiser heads, but not that big a deal if they screw their heads on straight for the next game.

Their wide players are dropping back, pulling out our full backs, then they are just doing long diagonals into the channels for Watkins against our slow CBs. Feels rectifiable

Such a great deal, people tell me it was one of the best deals, Donald Trump is already claiming credit for it.

Parish turning down £70m

Of course he calls him Izak.

McGinn is almost a pound-for-pound perfect specimen of the no-mark bitter central midfielder. No discernible talent, snide, clogger, a bad attitude, jealous.

That will help for sure. Sincerely not sure how realistic it is for us to get as many quality bodies in through for the door for this style to be the norm.

Routine win, three points. In a great position to take a CL spot. Team not at its best, but far too much for a poor Man Utd side. Still think a less taxing style of play is required for us to compete on multiple fronts next year.

Bit of indiscipline and arrogance for the conceded goal. No need to panic though.

What are Newcastle's remaining hoodoo teams/grounds? Chalked off: Won at Wembley Beat Liverpool Won away at Arsenal Remaining: Beat Man City in the league (beat them in the cup, and got a draw or two since IIRC) Beat Bournemouth Win at Anfield Am I missing any?

Tbf, Longstaff watch is quite fun. Literally just watch him. Just runs around, and never quite gets involved in anything.