Beren

Nope.

Liverpool's undefined starting XI is giving me a headache.

That's so poorly written.

No I've PM'd you the bank details.

Not confident against anyone ... Maybe against Aston Villa.

See OP

I'd like to say Citeh have massively overpaid for Stones but I honestly don't know anymore. My barometer for what represents good value is completely uncalibrated. I'm not sure "value for money" even exists anymore.

Mkhitaryan not a starter? Madness if not. Best penetrative player they have.

Even though we're shorthanded in terms of numbers, I'd be totally happy with this.

Shades of Saylor about it. Kinda understand - it was just to slow the game down so he could get back in position. Will reserve judgement and see how often he feels the need to do it.

We always fucking suck at Craven Cottage. Roll on the next game.

Oh, the ref was a joke, but we should be able to get results even with officiating howlers tbh.

First game of the season but that's a sickener really. Newcastle are going to be a big mark for all sides, so we need to get used to teams working as hard against them as Fulham did. Far too many players to me seemed to believe they could show up, have all the space in the world, thinking they'd be feared and would be able to play as they pleased. Perez and Anita were the biggest offenders on this front. Perez's technique almost always deserts him when he fears a man on. Usually when he's in a promising position. Fulham were superb to be fair to them. Our squad should be feared in this division, but you have to earn it and actually show up. Really disappointing. Janmaat and Ritchie come out of the game with some credit. The rest were average to poor. The shooting is still horrific. I hope Benitez works on our attack - only Ritchie really had any ideas going forward or even seemed willing to put a ball in the box. I'm confident the confidence will flow to the rest of our team once he look a threat going forward. Hope to see as little of Anita and Colback in black and white stripes as possible. Can't wait for Diame.

Being outfought. Pretty disappointing.

Ndoi is anCunt.

Checking the ref remembered his cards?

He's been awful. He's had zero service and been isolated.

Still got our 2015/16 shooting boots on it seems.

Winning now would be immense. Cement colback falling out of favour.

We need more numbers in the box. Aarons is a good move.

Frustrating opening.

I'd like to see two up front personally.

We're not cohesive yet. Game 1 of 46 though. Not even the tfull game Calm down. Anita is shit though. More creativity from midfield would be cool. Love Lascelles. Set pieces aside I feel confident in our centre back pairing. Feels good. The side needs a bit of a kick up the bum.