Beren

GOAT strikes!

Free bet squandered on 2-0 Juve.

Let your hair down game vs a Sovereign State. Nee bother.

God, how did I ever miss lack of electricity

"We'll give you £300,000. Final offer."

One point closer to circling the drain next season

Those quotes What an absolute tool

Yedlin has been poor

Always grinning, man. Love the man Would have sent the keeper the wrong way with a 1mph daisy-cutter into the bottom corner.

That cross Pressed triangle instead of circle

Maybe they thought he had the Sholas about him.

Yup

... Gannin' alang the Scotswood Road, to see the Blaydon Races!

Can't stand Cryptic Crosswords.

Nils apiece

I'm joining a Last Man Standing competition that's starting this week at work. Newcastle are my first pick

That's my gag, you bastid

Mr Firmino is not a rac-... ah fuck it

Sanchez FGS. Out atm, so can't watch. Yolo.

Bet it was a typical Pardew "hang on to 1-0" loss too

I've got £50..... to completely waste as usual.

Great results in the Championship today

SJP must be one of the absolute worst places to be a home player