Beren

Thanks. Not as good as bigfella/maybe next year but

Ugh.

The woman who offered them to me is lovely too. Season ticket Palace fan who doesn't know a great deal about football, but loves her team and listened to me with an open mind while I politely told her to enjoy this while she can. I wasn't a dick about it. Honestly.

Just been offered a ticket for Palace vs Sunderland at Selhurst Park. Might vom on my keyboard.

Oh no. He was so cool. Sweepstake on when he gets infected by Liverpool pride and cuntery?

Used to play for Sunderland though. Personally don't know why the Mackems and Liverpool are trying to get someone in. Just sack the season off and employ the local village idiot in the summer after he's turned you down repeatedly and because he's been sacked for being shit anyway he has no option to come. That's what a proper club would do. Haha, looks like their hand may be forced that way.

Packers/Seahawks double came off.

Ludicrous. Van Dijk over Silva? Pah!

Belter. Clean sheets from Monreal and Cech. Goals from Sanchez. Nowt from Martial or Barkley, but 106 points before today's bonuses.

Chelsea and Juve have some kind of fucked up sidebar.

Could be 5 or 6

Friendly coming up against Uzbekistan under-21s soon. Will be licking his gristly chops.

Neville Suck their dick, Gary.

The table has been lying tbh. They've been shite all season IMO.

TOUCHDOWNNNN SANCHEZ!

Shit. Bayern-Dortmund starts soon. Need a third screen.

NUFC lost 6-1 but this!

A girl after my own heart

Think he's shoved his marker in the back tbh

No idea why Barkley was booked there.

Cha-ching. Only way I was going to win a fucking bet atm

I tell you man, we should do that £30 auction one next year. Be up for that. Could run it manually tbh. Don't even need to pay for the auction.

He's got the Papiss shit-eating smile. No contrition.

Not sure how much he deliberated on what he wanted to say, but it struck me that he said 'club' not 'team'. Maybe I'm hearing what I want to hear though.

Who is in your team that you keep getting these scores? A North-East XI per chance?