Beren

He'll know by the end of summer whether he has the backing of the owner, and if it gets to August and he hasn't been backed - then he will leave, and he'll have options. If not, the Championship ought to be an easy win for him and he'll continue earning the presumably lucrative wages which drew him here in the first place. The problem is that the squad needs root and branch upheaval, and Ashley may not pay for that/believe it is required - whereas Rafa will know better.

Kante, Kane.

Nailed it

I heard Joe Hart just stopped a cannonball travelling at light speed with his pinky.

Excellent. Badge is killer

Ingenious. Third from right should have a wonga patch.

Hughts at the death

Fuck sake.

Goddam, the snapshot for the third

Leicester are just about the only side who can defend.

Have a feeling the Mackems will get something today.

Even with mid-game forum gloat jinx it came through. Get in.

You're going to have to stop being optimistic. This affects us in no way whatsoever. I know. But if Norwich can't beat Sunderland next week.... Give your head a shake man

How good must it be to have a fixture on the schedule that you know you'll win by at least two goals, sometimes more, and put in a stylish performance irrespective of any injury crisis, poor form, fixture pile-up etc. Southampton have had that against NUFC at home for ages. Can't remember the last easy mark we had. Mackems is the obvious one that comes to mind. Maybe Wolves at home before that? Even Jonas usually got a goal against them!

I put some on a Soton single instead of all on handicaps

Soton -2 was at 4/1

No red cards in this game. How?

Sanchez man, use your left foot.

Not good enough. They need an upgrade.

I've not seen him play unplayably in a while tbf.

Didn't even need to look at the legend

What a shitshow

No one breaking into the box when Citeh are in dangerous areas.

Man City are paying PSG too much respect. Letting them waltz past them in dangerous areas in their half.