Beren

http://i.imgur.com/shNJGZa.gif Perfect response

Losing 0-3 at home to an awful, awful side. The 0-6 the following week too (not for the margin, but for how easy it was for the opposition).

Had him sussed when he revealed his world view of football saying "defenders are supposed to defend, attackers are supposed to attack". Complete tosser to boot.

Lovely strength and finish from Wilson

He should be thoroughly embarrassed of his work thus far but I suspect, like I suspect of a lot of folk in the industry, he's happy to pick up his wages and ride the never-ending footballing merry-go-round where your next job is never far.

Shearer butchered pretty much everyone there

"how we looking from up there?" "shite, boss." "ah, try higher up... high enough until you can't see which team is which and call me back"

Using a fucking corded phone instead We're stuck in the '80s

Eh? Shearer only meant the phenotype of a striker who isn't bullied, I think. He's not wrong.

Colo is ridiculous sometimes.

It's so sad, but it's true: the whole game is secondary to the farcical antics and refereeing performance. The sport is becoming a very bad joke.

Mike Dean Been absolutely mugged off

Galling. As NUFC fail in the battle to be the shit on the bottom of the shoe of midtable, West Ham will shortly have away victories at Man Citeh, Liverpool and Arsenal, while Leicester and Palace are tearing up the league scoring for fun.

On-loan Chelsea player scores against Citeh. Man City have plenty of money but that's still fucked up.

Gerrin. NETD.

The romance of a Wonga-Sports Direct sponsored Goliath nicking a draw at home in an arm-wrestling match with David.

I love Garth Crooks :lol: Can't wait for the Final Snap

Eh? Newcastle player scored.... Adam Armstrong

Sanchez this season is killing me.

For some reason, Puyol is the only player whose cheating and dirty tricks transcended the rubric of reproach or criticism, he elevated his gamesmanship to an art form the likes of which Ric Flair would be proud. It was beautiful, man Everyone else who employ such tricks are contemptible

Monreal is a good choice

Deli Ally

Will Kompany start this weekend?