Beren

Also, I looked at QPR's fixtures - wtf are you talking about?! Lots of tough games. Burnley's May at least is full of dead rubber opposition.

Yeah, but they're QPR

Nice. One behind the mackems. Of the bottom three, only Burnley realistically have the tenacity and gumption to survive. If only they weren't so, ordinarily, soft at the back.

Missed and hit Larrson. That'd be a bit of an own goal.

Hope Burnley beat Citeh... (or Aguero absolutely buttfucks them [FF captain])

There's really as little correlation between his lip service and the outcome of the game as there is between Pardew's guff and his results. Sherwood could very well say that before the next game they get twatted 4-0. Honestly wouldn't read too much into it IMO.

That would be fairly sweet.

Is that Andy Richter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zLx_JtcQVI

E-I-E-I-E-I-O off to RTG I go...

Bald men fighting over a comb, but at least we got dicked by good teams

We are of a like mind Neil. Sunderland fans are suffering, a man's job hangs in the balance, there's chaos at the stadium... how can we profit from this further?

Trying to find odds on Betfair, but can't.

QPR, Burnley and Leicester will struggle to get to 30 points the way they're going.

Williamson will be licking his chops that he gets to face Lukaku. Plays right into his hands.

mackem

Richest dude in China looking for a club. Sell up Ashley you prat.

Dogshit odds for the weekend. Bookies must be battered.

Everton BTTS 19/5 - cheers Neil

Shakhtar losing 5-0 away to Bayern? Guess Guardiola was right, they would be Bundesliga contenders. Not for first place, obviously.

Please tell me the pronunciation of that Schalke player is as blasphemously hilarious as it reads: Christian Fuchs

Sounds like a Roald Dahl book.

Yes! Hate that shit.

Aye, legendary goalkeeping bastards the lot of them.