Beren

No points from three games if they lose.

Captained Sanchez - but at least it wasn't Aguero.

Yummy.

Oxlade-Chamberlain really has a problem - forever playing lackadaisical passes in non-threatening non-pressurised positions.

Argh. Don't know why Bony's nothing performance is annoying me so much.

Bankers these.

From a Palace corner too It begins

Bony's been shite since his move. Playing like a service striker, not taking any risks.

Is he taking it to his mum's house for dinner?

Corbyn elected, Chelsea lose... good day for the little guy so far.

Let Naismith take the freekick

Begovic shouldn't be beaten from that angle. Great from Barkley. Two assists

They won't track back enough for him. Going to looooove watching him burn out their really good players. They'll be injured or exhausted by January.

He's not hit the heights this season, but Coleman is great to watch.

DNB Treble - Bournemouth, Swansea, Liverpool

Seeing as they won't get relegated, can only hope they get to that "psychologically intimidating" 42 points in January then stall and crawl to 50 points by the end of the season.

I don't think so either. Not for a good while anyway. I think that a fair bit of the mud from the SackPardew campaign will stick.

Montero was at Swansea last season fella!

Not if the boots are at the top of a really steep hill

Was waiting for an Ireland/scotland-may-also-qualify-therefore-not-a-big-deal-and-tournament-has-been-expanded punchline that never came.

No German, Italy, Spain, France...

I'm going to Clane near Naas for a family wedding soon. Any good?

Rooney has been cack in tournaments. Decent enough minnow slayer in qualifiers etc in an era where he's had little competition and been able to keep his place in the side irrespective of how toss his form has been.