Beren

I don't rate Giroud, I think Arsenal can do better and I think e is the weakest link in their team but never in a month of Sundays is Kane better than him. For all I don't like about him, Giroud is a reasonable goalscorer (against weaker defences admittedly) and infinitely superior as a footballer and with his link up play.

Please, man. You'd be delighted - rightfully so.

Fantastic 0-0. Monreal MoTM.

Great start this.

Henry is loving this touchscreen.

Google 'Hernandez Save Krul". First link. Between 0:06 and 0:07. He's too slow/shit to get there in time, so then his hands go to his side.

More than that he's an idiot. A ticking time bomb waiting to explode on the field. Think he tried to handle that Hernandez shot which Krul saved, for instance.

20s and 30s for me so far. I'm toast.

Aye you can use at the beginning of next season. That's what I'm gonna do.

Wew. I like Mahrez Entertaining player to watch IMO. He's a proper MOTD player (only place I've seen him) but he looks great fun. Given his heritage and style it's like HBA's younger bro or something.

Class finish

1-0 Swansea gerrin

Watched the game in bits and pieces during a family BBQ. Thought NUFC's fitness was really bad. For most of the second half it seemed as though the players had all been asked to play with their weaker foot. Most clearances barely made it out of the box. Thauvin seemed to be running on fumes despite being a sub which was weird. NUFC didn't seem set up to have a go - it actually seemed particularly aimless but for some individual talent on show - noticeably Perez, Haidara and Mitrovic who tried to make things happen. I thought Mbemba really grew into the game but I thought Colo was very, very lucky on a few occasions. Didn't agree with the MotM choice whatsoever. Mitrovic seemed very isolated but I found it brilliant that we had a centre forward who was bothering their defenders and letting them know they were in a game. His footwork seems a bit clunky so far, but so did most out there. A lot of work to be done.

Nice from Haidara

Yup at the heart of everything that makes us look like we have purpose.

He was pushed while in midair!

Such a blatant foul on Anita in the build up.

Nice from Mitrovic. So refreshing to have a presence up front.

Torn between Sanchez and Aguero for captain. Sanchez looked so dangerous last week but Aguero is Aguero.

That sounds like that Pokemon Raichu.

Noooo.

Captain for the weekend?

Reckon it'll be really good, far more excited about it than the Premiership. Feel very optimistic about Tuchel. Really hope they keep Aubameyang but have a feeling he'll be snatched in January. Darmstadt look really positive for a newly promoted side. Think they'll do well.

Dortmund pull two back. 3-2 Weird guys