Beren

Cheers mate. 3.5 I think - nowt fantastic but IMO: a) Citeh have Chelsea's number (two wins last season IIRC?) b) Aguero has a fantastic scoring record against other top sides (maybe my selective memory) c) Chelsea look in bad nick so far so seemed decent value.

Class

Mitigated a bad weekend. F'ing S'hampton.

Aguero/citeh anytime wincast

-4 GD after 1.5 games against Leicester and Norwich

Martinez is capable of this kind of spectacular crap. He's also capable of not being able to maintain a consistently reliable defence.

Yup, fucked my bets and my team.

I have time for Kone and McCarthy tbh.

Rooney He's not that far off - especially if he plays up front. Aye people keep writing this off as if it could never happen , when it really isn't beyond the realms of possibility He's 30 in 2 months, he's scored an average of 13 goals over the last three seasons, Man Utd are no longer pissing the league, he's 75 behind and he looks fucking shot. It's over. He'll be lucky if he keeps fit enough to come within 30 of the record IMO.

Wanker.

Amavi or Mata MOTM. Probably Amavi.

How are there so many footballing Traores...

With Smalling at the back?

Rooney's off the ball movement sucks.

I mean, it's a very specific bet. Honestly, he looks about as much of a goal threat as Shola 13/14 atm.

Surprised he and Carrick didn't injure each other while passing by each other for the substitution.

Sub defending a corner klaxon.

This is awful quality.

I was going to invite the very same comparison earlier but it's early days I suppose. He is like a non-Addams Family version of Obertan though.

Souness, who summarised before the game that it's not about the teams, it's about the individual quality of a side?

They're so fucking stupid. So annoying man.

Such consistent gobshite

Also, just me, or is Depay turboshit?

Mata is class man