Beren

Find it rather unbelievably the media aren't shit-stirring/speculating over him being sacked. The one time where I wouldn't mind them sticking their oar in, and they don't say a peep. Pretty typical. Maybe the media really do hate us

Seriously? That's particularly horrendous. Even by his arsehole standards.

Now seems as fair a time as any to reset the poll. For posterity: http://i.imgur.com/4Olhh.png

Best bit of January business Ashley could do.

Thread title update ffs [/ghostofotter] [To 'Pardew Out' if that wasn't clear]

Santon is absolutely fucked. Feel quite bad for him. He could be a world-beater. He has Pardew as manager though, the poor fuck.

Literally the best cross I've seen us put in the box this season You''ve not watched us much then. Wish that were true.

Literally the best cross I've seen us put in the box this season Still not over this. It actually had pace on it. My heart is beating a little faster.

Literally the best cross I've seen us put in the box this season

Dummett with better delivery than our whole first team

Marv? Why?! What a moron.

Even if Pardew didn't want to win this, why go half-speed on this shit. Rest the Santons and play the Dummetts. The guy is so shit, he can't even get us to be shit right.

Just need Inochi to make a post confirming he has doubts we'll coast to a midtable finish this season and the four horsemen will be next.

Referee should actually just blow for full-time tbh.

No pleasing you lot. You wanted Shola off, and now you're complaining.

that gets better every time :lol: This is fantastic

I've got good plans for the rest of the weekend

Morale of the group looks broken.

Commentator spot on about closing down. Closing down half-heartedly is a waste of everyone's time.

Goalkeeper taking the freekick from the centre circle Pulis would be proud of you, Pardew.

Ranger hasn't missed a beat

Pardew: http://i.imgur.com/kWPzx.png

They have been decent, tbf. As steeped in our own self-pity and misery that we are, they've executed a good game plan. They've tired out Ameobi (a player already prone to tiring quickly) by passing about the back. He was out of the game after 15 minutes Boom. They've used the width of the pitch well to exploit an inexperienced Tavernier and a ragged-looking Santon. We haven't seen much of the ball, and they've made us work to get it back. They've had some good opportunities and got into dangerous positions behind our defence a few times (as opposed to us, trying to cross while their full-backs are still in front of us). Edit: I do despise Poyet though and wouldn't want him here (even though he is better than Pardew), and the purpose of this thread is fairly diaphanous

As usual Ameobi and Williamson are the common denominators Also Pardew.