Beren

Don't get me wrong, I'll be delighted if we can manage to crawl into those three fixtures still unbeaten but it's a very tough ask!

We've got Stoke away to go to, like. And a fixture at home against Everton who beat us up here last year.

Good save by De Gea.

That's one double in.

Nope, only one game ban for denying a goalscoring opportunity. Smashing.

I don't want City to beat our 5-0, but 4-0 against Man Utd would do me.

They be raping errybody.

Does that mean Evans will miss the game against us? Disappointing.

Ruiz scores for Fulham.

Hernandez on to win a penalty.

Can't wait to go trolling later

Poetry. 2-0

Indeed. I'm really just hoping for a good game, I'll get enjoyment out of whoever loses. Agree with Semtex 100%. It's poetry.

Aguero should have attacked that with his head.

YES

You need a humour transplant. you need a reality implant. Jerk store would've smoked that guy. Oh, George..

He did IIRC.

The referees conduct clotting tests pre-match do they?

That's a health issue. Do rugby have the same rules? I only mention it because in UFC the Octagon has blood from previous bouts everywhere Though, of course, that's UFC.

Is that why shirts need to be changed when blood is on them - or is that a health/hygiene issue?

FFS Aguero, pull the trigger man.

Dresden loves sexy rugby.

Can see Fletcher being a Sunderland signing in the near future. If enough players sign for them with CL medals, they actually get awarded a CL trophy.

Come on, football!

Pretty sure Balotelli could have get confused/trapped even trying to pull back his shirt on just then in fairness. The video of him struggling with a bib was brilliant.