Beren

Ruiz scores for Fulham.

Hernandez on to win a penalty.

Can't wait to go trolling later

Poetry. 2-0

Indeed. I'm really just hoping for a good game, I'll get enjoyment out of whoever loses. Agree with Semtex 100%. It's poetry.

Aguero should have attacked that with his head.

YES

You need a humour transplant. you need a reality implant. Jerk store would've smoked that guy. Oh, George..

He did IIRC.

The referees conduct clotting tests pre-match do they?

That's a health issue. Do rugby have the same rules? I only mention it because in UFC the Octagon has blood from previous bouts everywhere Though, of course, that's UFC.

Is that why shirts need to be changed when blood is on them - or is that a health/hygiene issue?

FFS Aguero, pull the trigger man.

Dresden loves sexy rugby.

Can see Fletcher being a Sunderland signing in the near future. If enough players sign for them with CL medals, they actually get awarded a CL trophy.

Come on, football!

Pretty sure Balotelli could have get confused/trapped even trying to pull back his shirt on just then in fairness. The video of him struggling with a bib was brilliant.

Yeah, and it's ruined a good joke about people not understanding a simple off-side rule too. If anyone advanced beyond the last defender when the ball is played, offside.

Another rule I'd like to get rid of is the one where Alan Smith gets a yellow card just for playing football. Every time.

Agree. Needs doing away with.

Is it socially acceptable to call Balotelli a mong?

Quality goal! Fuck you Man UTd!

Smart selection by Wenger IMO. Don't want to risk RVP against Stoke or burning him out, and Chamakh is better in the air.

Aguero will be licking his lips at facing Evans, mind you.

Clichy over Kolarov