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I got 9 bonus points btw. How did Vorm not get any, though?!

Thinking of shipping Baines out myself, but will just wait and save up a free transfer for GW4 I th-... and Dhoni's gone!

No. A good outcome for you would be a clean sheet - which would get you 4 points more than you'd get from whoever you currently have. Unless you think he'll score or get an assist, there's no value in it. A bad outcome is that Bolton score. They're pretty good going forward.

I pick up a distinct Thierry Henry-advert-sounding accent he has from reading that. They are, as you say, top dogs? Can't wait for his first goal. Next game please.

Can't believe Saylor has got 6 bonus points and two clean sheets already

Try to average 50 points a week, had a five deficit from GW1 - need Nani to get 3 of more to see me stick to my aim. More would be nice. Hope Rooney gets sent off and Spurs score a few too.

Thought it was a Sylvan Ebanks-Blake thing.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/9569732.stm

Are they all channelling Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget? Constantly outwitted by their nemesis and left with nothing more to do than shake their fists and claim I'll get you next time Hah! I always think of them as Dr Claw or Limburger (the fat gross fish-smelling bad guy from Biker Mice from Mars whose building collapses at the end of every episode).

Alright, I've had my fill. I feel sorry/pity for them again. They're talking about how football isn't the be all end all, how they're just glad they have their families/kids etc - the rivalry is too lop-sided.

Godd job he's not their manager then :Jol: FYP.

Much needed. Will do well for them. Lampard hogging a starting berth irrespective of his form is a problem though.

That's my first thought when I think of Silva, tbh.

Cracking header.

Fuck off does he, you just couldn't handle Sessegnon Gutierrez and he ran the show. Sessegnon Gutierrez man of the match and head and shoulders better than anyone else on the pitch and I guarantee he will not be a Sunderland Newcastle player this time next year, far too good for us because he's Spiderman.

My video has just gone down, but I'm assuming he just scored a wondergoal?

Bolton no longer in this match. Really need to get a foothold, again. On a separate note, do you think Man City players, or even Barry himself knows, that he doesn't quite belong... and do any of them say anything?

...and then Barry.

Great game so far. Bolton and Man City both play such quality stuff.

OptaJoe would be so much better without that extra word at the end of every stat. I know what the fuck that stat means, you don't need to tell me. I disagree it adds a little kick to the end of every statement. Impactful.

Hughton's on the march. Boro 0 - 1 Brum

Hope Aguero gets sent off and Bolton get a goal. Teach those know-nothing, bandwagon-jumping, whippersnapper upstarts on FF who only heard of Aguero last week a thing or two And a Silva hattrick would be nice.

Sheeeeeeeeit. Sucker punch. Ouch, Norwich. Man City are incredible. So grateful they persist with (relative) cloggers like Barry, Lescott and Milner otherwise gawd help us all.