Beren

OBA!!

Kaka (poster, not player) must have been doing his nut at Yakubu

Live betting: 3/1 Draw 11/10 Argentina win ...now watch Greece/Samaras nick a win.

£10 bet won on France not to qualify. Woo.

63p profit, woo.

2 or 5 more goals and no conceding, please.

I hate you.

Woaah

£6 on Spain to win both halves £1 on 0-0 @ HT £1 on 2-0 @ HT £1 on 7-0 @ FT £1 on 4-0 @FT

They sure do know how to play up to a stereotype - "no, I'm retreating first!" [/tongue in cheek]

Now you're definitely on the wind up I think the chain of events was as follows: Wrong > Entrenched in wrong position > So entrenched in wrong position, but too late to back out > Covering up with "it was a WUM" all along.

No you're right he should have fought the opposition players.

Not really, he just put his arm up by his own side which anyone would do if someone is about to run into you.

Really? Putting your arm up by your own side as someone runs into you??

Jesus christ, he has been pretty crap, but he's not in a wheelchair dribbling into a plate of soup while shouting at mice. I just meant compared to his former mobility.

Quite sad to see him like this.

Kaka needs to go train with Apollo Creed on a beach.

Thought he was more or less spot on? He was until he started talking about it being Algeria's World Cup final. Agreed.

"Nice to see your home fans boo you, real supporters" ...or something.

On Green: "...he made a great save in the second half, so he's done nothing wrong" Errr........

Free £20 bet on Rooney first goalscorer.

The Germans really can hit this ball. Clear they've been using it for a while.

McCarthy took that 'high foot' call as a personal affront