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Wow Gouffran reminds me of when I played mini rugby as a kid and our winger forgot which way we were going so he ran the length of the field to score an own-try. We never saw him again after we all stopped laughing. Oh the harsh reality of being a 7 year old idiot.

Perez off? lol

That baby-crawl ball control is the last straw. Fuck off.

All walked by Jonjo

Why it's great

Their first XI is absolute class, I don't watch much of them but I would have thought they'd be pushing top 4 this season.

Yep our best player since Ben Arfa, probably better than him as he's more consistent. http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/No_99d127_876791.gif

Chelsea not safe at all. Can you imagine Burton Albion visiting Stamford Bridge for a league match? It could happen next season

Stream froze at same time they scored as if the whole internet smashed their keyboards at the same time.

Same odds for Colback to get world player of the year by all accounts

Why 50%? Well, he'll either get one, or he won't.. I suppose..

Except I think Shelvey's touched the ball more in one half than Nolan did over the course of a season

get in the sea

I guess he's been watching Tim Howard's goal kicks.

Needs the Colo song.. Oh Jonjo Shelvey, You are the love of my life, Oh Jonjo Shelvey, I'll let you shag my wife, Oh Jonjo Shelvey, We all want Colo's hair too.

Usually that's us with the jesus-inspired luck-based defending when pinball happens in the area.

One with two of the best young (early twenties still) midfielders in the premiership. Colback and?

Fuck they're even passing to Dummett now, steady on chaps.

Needs to host the Crystal Maze reboot.

Those fucking Hollywood balls, you'll never get anywhere with those.

Tiote's served his time here, I don't think he's the player he was and he needs to move on.