HawK

You put shots on target, you get rebounds and corners. We should be peppering the goal like that and ready for the follow-ups. Good stuff lads

Elanga more in 21 seconds than in Aug-Oct combined

HWTL!

His form has always been a direct correlation of his length of hair. I know correlation does not mean causation, but he should go get a fking buzzcut tbh

Making more sense by the day why Gerrard turned down Rangers. Super Stevie G to the rescue. Best possible outcome other than Slot riding this out to relegation

If there's anything I've learned from this signing is that we shouldn't sign any more Anthonys

FT 2-1

Biggest be careful what you wish for moment of our recent lives going from Almiron to Elanga

I remember his interview thing he did with Sketchers when he arrived and it was a bit of a walk+talk interview on a training pitch somewhere, and he couldn't even juggle the ball

Angel Gomes is who we should have gone for in the summer

Mortar fire landing at 84:33 ?

Oooo nearly

Thiaw bailing us out time and time and time again

Elanga so fucking stupid there

We're much better now than we were, we're creating chances, we could get something her. We look dangerous

Going for 2-2 with a Woltemade pen off a foul on Ramsey...

Miley at RB allowing some neat build-up play with his passing

Got to be fitness and trying to protect him. He's been worked like a dog since he's arrived - young, slower league

Hattrick you say?

Hall with the underlap, I like it - he's very good in the middle

That shit RB defender just put in a really good block

We've got Wolte, Wissa and Osula... 2/3 injured

FK, time for a tactical breather

Think Eddie Howe's been reading this forum about people wanting him as a 6, unfortunately, Eddie's 6 is different to what we had hoped...