Disco

Irons!

Cash is nearly as big a ponce as “Madders”.

Aye, odd he wasn’t hooked immediately.

Mings fucked again

Palace with their one song on loop with no words and their drum is absolutely honking.

Is former Spurs legend Alan “Pards” Pardew his fitness advisor or something?

Hardly the most wealthy part of the country either even if most of their fans are hardline Tory royalists.

West Ham still shit then.

Need something to get angry at though.

Pel to Brentford. Soft.

St Totteringhams Day

Sounds like this young Turkish chap is a mix of Hakan Şükür, Hakan Şaş, and İlhan Mansız. Very worrying that he might be lazy or greedy though.

Fans tired after watching their preferred teams yesterday as well.

Fofana replacement.

Didn’t realise his Dad, Jeff, never got another club.

Not much a counter if so

I’ve seen and had a lot of bad takes in my time but this, deary me. Hasn’t even got beautifully coiffed hair like the Atalanta badge bloke.

He’s got a really small mouth. I’ve never noticed before. Spanish people love having a boca pequeña. See also Busquets, Sergio.

Into these middle class orange wine guzzlers.

Classic case of small Spanish mouth on Iraola.

Absolutely nobody thinks they’re a big club, not even their own fans. Where they’ve been recently is exactly what you’d expect.