Disco

Love a completely made up Stifler post.

Haaland has been unplayable. Absolutely monstered the Chelsea defence who have looked weak at piss. The white Paul Onuachu.

Is that why he’s off back to Germany?

Because he was shit Chelsea should take a look at the Bournemouth keeper, having a good season.

He was dropped for Sunderland Till I Die star Jason Steele.

He’s absolutely dire. No wonder their fans hate him. £25m n all.

Bobby Sanchez

Too many pink slices before training given the clip of him.

At least he hurried to get back in after playing everyone on…

That Reece James playing ten yards deeper than the offside line?

Been class this

niche

City being a bit wank make them absolutely great to watch.

He’s having Samarkand of mental breakdown out there.

#headsgone

Winning against the team bottom of the league home and away isn’t for everyone in the North East.

These can’t handle any amount of pace in the game. Space all over when we play quick or press.

Endangering an opponent IMO.

Le Tiss been slipping him some CBD gummies.

Job is indeed a good un. Lovely simple goal.

Makes sense to get the ball forward quickly IMO. They’re slow at the back and there’s been loads of space in the channels and infront of their back 3/5 to take advantage of.

Another good day to be a tin foil salesman in North London. Buy yours now from www.unclediscostinfoilhats.co.uk.